Costumes'R'us

Geminisam

> > > > A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy
> > > > dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head
> > > > and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the
> > > > problem.
> > > > A few days later he receives a parcel with a note,
> > > > "Dear Sir,
> > > > Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The pirate hat will disguise
> > > > your baldness, and with your wooden leg you will make an ideal
> > > > pirate".
> > > >
> > > > The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized
> > > > his wooden leg, so he writes a rude letter of complaint. A week
> > > > passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says,
> > > > "Dear Sir,
> > > > Sorry about our previous suggestion - please find enclosed a monk's
> > > > habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and, with your bald
> > > > head you will really look the part".
> > > >
> > > > Now he gets really p*ssed off, as they've gone from emphasising his
> > > > wooden leg to emphasising his bald head! He writes the company a
> > > > REALLY rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small
> > > > parcel and a note, which reads,

> > > > "Dear Sir,
> > > > Please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Empty it over your bald
> > > > head, stick your wooden leg up your a*&e and go as a f*cking toffee
> > > > apple!."

kmart6

Thats a good one:D