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Clever Irish!!!!!

  • 16-01-2004 4:23pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16


    Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a football
    match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and
    watch as the three Irish buy just one ticket between them. "How are the
    three of you going to travel on only one ticket?", asks one of the English.
    "Watch and learn," answers one of the Irish. They all board the train. The
    English take their respective seats but all three Irish cram into a toilet
    and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the
    conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and
    says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
    with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The English are
    mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Irish
    (like always !) on the return trip and save some money. When they get to
    the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their
    astonishment, the Irish don't buy a ticket at all !! "How are you going to
    travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed English. "Watch and learn..."
    says one Paddy. When they board the train the three Irish cram into a toilet
    and soon after the three English pile into another nearby. The train
    departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet and sneaks
    across to the toilet where the English are hiding. He knocks on the door and
    says, "Ticket please..."
    SWEET


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭Lucutus


    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    lol.... thats good :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    rofl,thats class


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Originally posted by quank
    lol.... thats good :)


    uh that was posted before too quank, but here u are lol at it and not complaining, now thats funny :p

    good joke by the way


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