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Blonde in a Casino

  • 16-01-2004 3:56pm
    #1
    Geminisam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭


    Subject: Blonde in a Casino

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
    blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single
    roll of the dice.
    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
    completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
    dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
    As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES!
    I WON, I WON!"
    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
    clothes and quickly departed.
    The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
    "What did she roll?"
    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.


Comments

  • #2
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Originally posted by Geminisam
    Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

    Thats a brave thing to say in a men-mostly forum:cool: :D I like it! UP THE WOMEN!!!


  • #3
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    lol
    love to see that :p


  • #4
    krattapopov
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭krattapopov


    if she was that hot, of course ya would let her win


  • #5
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    lol,I can actual imagine that happening:)


  • #6
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    i'm sure you can ;)


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  • #7
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    See, that's the only way they can get through life... ;)


    /me runs away


  • #8
    Deacon Blues
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Deacon Blues


    Originally posted by UnrealQueen
    Thats a brave thing to say in a men-mostly forum:cool: :D I like it! UP THE WOMEN!!!

    We all like it up the women.


  • #9
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    Originally posted by Sinecure
    See, that's the only way they can get through life... ;)


    /me runs away

    *cough* true true *cough*


  • #10
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Haha! Love it! :D


  • #11
    Agent7249
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    Excellent stuff:D , replies just gave it a hint of what it needed for that little bit of extra spice :D


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  • #12
    SpankyFart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SpankyFart


    Originally posted by Deacon Blues
    We all like it up the women.

    lol :D

    Quality joke btw


  • #13
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    its spelt carps table, not crap table


  • #14
    gobby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    good joke... me likes it

    :D:D


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