Two Irishmen and a brothel

malico · 15-01-2004 10:00am #1

Two Irishman, Pat and Mike, were sittin out front of a place they were painting the exterior of, having their lunch, which happened to be right across the street from a house of ill repute (a whorehouse). They noticed a Prodestant Priest coming down the street, and they see him look both ways cautiously as he can, does it once again real hurried-like, then he ducks into the brothel.

Well Pat says to Mike, "Look at that! Can you imagine, a man of the cloth going to a place like that! What a parish he must have!"

Who comes walking down the street next but an old jewish rabbi. Pat and Mike are just sitting there, quiet as two english women in bed, when they see the rabbi look up and down the street like he was really nervous, doesn't hesitate a moment and just about runs into the whorehouse.

Well Mike says to Pat, "Do you see what i'm seein, b'ye! A man of God accompanying the servants of Satan himself! How can a rabbi be so blasphemous?"

Who do they see coming up the street but Father McShane, the Priest from their own Catholic Church. He doesn'e even bother to look either way before he enters, which also seemed rushed.

Well Pat and Mike both take off their caps in unison, and Pat says, "Jesus, Mary, and Patrick! One of the girls musta died!"