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The new improved Masturbation Synonyms

  • 11-01-2004 3:51pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    Well maybe it's not improved, but it's so damn funny I thought I'd make a repost for those who haven't laid eyes on it before, Careful now.

    A big date with Rosy Palms
    A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
    Adjusting the antenna
    Adjusting your set
    Answering the Bone-A-Phone

    etc etc

    Link

    Click male or female as required :)


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Jizzlobbing
    Zygote spraying
    Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
    Doing battle with the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
    Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
    Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
    Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
    Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
    Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie

    some of those are so stupid theyre funny :)

    and some of them are so true its funny :ninja:


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,226 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    WorldWideWank — The Stuck-Together Web Pages
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭ykt0di9url7bc3


    missing a few...

    Pulling the bell-end...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Emboss


    was belly boxing mentioned ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,289 ✭✭✭gucci


    aaahhhh thats a good laugh,some are classics some are new,most popular one among mates lately is having a tommy tank but no sign of that on the list

    loved "saying a private prayer at the first church of monkey!":D :D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    pedal N crank has always been a fav of mine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭bdiddy


    punchin the munskin
    choke the chicken
    maul the monkey


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