Business trip to Japan

unkel

Irish businessman goes on a trip to Japan...

He gets a bit bored once over there in his hotel and decides to go to a brothel for some action. He picks the girl he fancies and they are working away

As he is doing his thing the girl starts giggling and kirring and she keeps saying "nakamichi - nakamichi!" obviously greatly enjoying the whole experience

Next day your man is meeting up with the CEO of the company he is trying to do the deal with. They are going for a round of golf. All is very pleasant and then the CEO strikes a beautiful birdie. The Irish businessman shouts out "nakamichi - nakamichi!" to politely show his delight. The Japanese CEO responds angrily: "What do you mean, wrong hole?"

Webmonkey

good one hehe, but how can "nakamichi - nakamichi" mean "Wrong hole" if its just the same worth repeated twice

UnrealQueen

She was probably saying "Wrong hole, wrong hole!"

quank

i can never imagine an intelligent irish business man for some reason :S

Webmonkey

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
She was probably saying "Wrong hole, wrong hole!"

ah **** yeah :rolleyes:

patto_chan

Yes, a good joke told in various guises over the years.

In case any of you ever get to Japan it might be useful to know that 'naka-michi' would usually translate as 'middle of the road' - more applicable to the golf scenario.

It's more likely the girl was shouting 'ana chigai' which would be a more accurate translation of 'wrong hole'. (ana = hole, chigai = different, wrong)



FWIW

kmart6

LOL.very good

Töpher

I laughed at it anyways!

The_Goose

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
She was probably saying "Wrong hole, wrong hole!"

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thats funnier than the joke!!!!!:)

milltown

Isn't it marvellous how jokes get funnier the more you disect them :rolleyes:

Sarky

Yes. The funny part was when he found out that the japanese prostitute was not, in fact, enjoying anal sex, whereas the man believed she was, because she was screaming something.

What's he doing going to Japan for business reasons if he can't speak Japanese, anyway?

littleninja

lol nice one..... obviously not for the poor Japanese girl heehheehe

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by Sarky

What's he doing going to Japan for business reasons if he can't speak Japanese, anyway?

Yeah!!!!!;)