SON OF A b***h!!!"

Kazu

A girl once was confessing to a priest......
Girl: "Forgive me father for I Have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of the b***h."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of the b***h?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of the b***h."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the b***h."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the b***h."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no Reason to call him a son of a b***h."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A b***h!!!"

quank

LOL
stupid but funny

Töpher

Haha! Terrible! I love it!

Zer0^

ROFL , pure class 10/10 !!! !!:D :rolleyes:

Dempsey

LOL:D

Commissar

Good one.