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Making Love

  • 06-01-2004 07:14PM
    #1
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭


    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina
    love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently
    tickle the back of her knees.
    She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah
    'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah
    kiss all ze way down her body and zen
    Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and
    she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
    The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've
    finished sh*ggin'me bord, I get out of da bed, walk
    over to d'window and wipe me knob on da curtain. She
    hits da fockin' roof.


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