Addicted

sci0x

You know you're addicted to the Net when....

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant
message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have
internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to
sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the
bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones
who have an email address.

14. You're on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the
small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

17. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

18. You name your dog DotCom.

Töpher

Funny cuz its (mostly! ) true!

sci0x

Yeah a lot of those apply to me especially no. 13.

simu

Why all the mentions of AOL, though? Is this some new form of advertising?

Twould have been funnier if you'd changed it to boards.ie or something.

quank

im ashamed to admit it but i actually did commit number one a couple of times
im such a nerd...... such a handsome nerd..........

kmart6

Funny thing is its actually true

weemcd

19 when you write crap like this on a bulletin board

zAbbo

Originally posted by weemcd
19 when you write crap like this on a bulletin board

indeed, especially when its some American crap, why do people feel the need to pass this toss on?

Raphael

My worst one ever was that i played a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) so much i kept typing:

say **********************

on AIM

Pugsley

Anyone addicted to the internet and STILL being on AOL deserve to die. Slowly. And horrably.

ps: I have violated the following: 1 2 5 10 14.

sci0x

Originally posted by Pugsley
Anyone addicted to the internet and STILL being on AOL deserve to die. Slowly. And horrably.

ps: I have violated the following: 1 2 5 10 14.

Yes same here, but not no. 1. I have never gone so far as to shout lol to a joke. I might think it, but i've never said, "hehe, good one, lol".

Stormfox1020

20. Writing lol, Rofl, imo etc on a school exam paper.

Most of the AIM stuff applys to nearly all americans, as soon as you got home from school everybodys on AIM, mostly girls tho and tend to stay on their 10 hours straight even when not at the PC.

sci0x

No. 20 is a great problem on our class, not bcoz of the internet but more bcoz of txting.

Ms. Walsh alwayz finds someone who has written the most of their essay in short-hand txt style.