More Christmas Cracker Jokes

Capt'n Midnight

Why did the chicken run onto the football pitch ?
Because the referee blew for a foul.

Why don't robots have brothers ?
Because they all have trans-sisters.

What do you call a lady who dosen't like butter ?
Marge.

Who invented fireworks ?
Some bright spark.

Why did the hazelnut go out with the prune ?
Because, he couldn't find a date.

UnrealQueen

What do get if you cross a plumber and a doctor?
A drain surgeon:D

Raphael

ARG, my sanity!!!

quank

lol
if you close one eye and squint out the other
the jokes aint half bad:rolleyes:

AL][EN

Originally posted by quank
lol
if you close one eye and squint out the other
the jokes aint half bad:rolleyes:

Actually ive found that after 24 cans of Heineken these jokes are hilarious!
then again i am a really cheesy b@st*d anyway.... i love them keep em comming Capt'n midnight



2 fish are in a tank ..... one turns to the other and says "you man the guns and i'll drive"


OR

2 fish swimming along in a lake they both hit a concreate wall one turns to the other and says "DAM!!" (this one is better if you say it out loud)

kmart6

ah,yes,so chessy so very chessy

T.G Catter

i got this one yesterday, kinda strange, i kept the bit of paper it was on.

What members of an orchestra should you be weary of?

The fiddlers.

I like my new revised version,

What members of an orchestra should you keep your kids away from?

The fiddlers.

Crash

Where's the worst place to park in the jungle?

On a double Yellow Lion.

BA DUM TISH.

Kazu

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