Ninja Power II !

UnrealQueen

re: http://www.realultimatpower.net
and http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127067

taken from the REAL ULTIMATE newsletter


1. Real Ninja Update

Dear homies,

Yo.

Dear ladies,

Hey.


Lately I've been thinking about life, ninjas. And I wonder if there's
anyone else that feels this way about ninjas. I get a lot of email from
people telling me how they think ninjas aren't that great. Personally, I
don't know where you people are coming from. How can anyone think that
ninjas aren't sweet? A lot of you people who hate ninjas but think you're
real frigg'n sweet, should look into a mirror--a real magic mirror that
only speaks the truth. That mirror would say that you're a frigg'n moron,
and then it would start spitting all over your frigg'n face, and then the
spit would melt your head into a little ball and you'd try to scream for you
mommie but it would sound like bounce, so she'd think you were playing
basketball with you're buddies, but you really weren't, because you're a
retard. Then you'd finally understand how sweet ninjas are.

(If you're into ninjas and think they're pretty bad-ass, then don't pay any
attention to that message, because it wasn't meant for you.)

So if you want to see how stupid people can be, check out the hatemail
section of my site and just look. A lot of people think I put up their
emails because they are so smart, but they're dilluting themsevles. They
only see what their conceptual framework allows them to--and that's it.

Oh, and the ninja book, REAL Ultimate Power comes out in July too. You'll
be able to pre-order the book in January. I'll tell you when exactly on the
website, so don't get your panties all caked up. I'll be going on a book
tour in July, too. A bunch of people want to beat my ass--so I'm going to
need some back up. Send me an email at realultimatepower@hotmail.com and
tell me if you live near a big town and want me to go there. Maybe we can
go eat pizza or something afterwards.

If you don't know what get a buddy for christmas, get them some ninja gear,
because buddies love that sort of thing. There's some new stuff that's
pretty sweet. Plus there's a coupon too!

Take it easy amigos and amigas!
Robert Hamburger
realultimatepower.net




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Headcase

can some1 please have this crap moved?

Ivan

Unrealqueen, consider this your last warning.

Things unrelated to Carlow (and might I also mention relentless crap) will not be tolerated here.

I have been away for christmas and hoped that people wouldnt take advantage of this, I guess I was wrong.


Consider this the whirlwind.