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Sadam Joke

  • 23-12-2003 7:20pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭


    Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

    "Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy O'Hara up in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

    "Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "this is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?"

    "At this moment in time," said Paddy after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next-door neighbor Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub -- that makes eight!"

    Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have a million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

    "Begorrah!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!"

    Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right, Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked.

    "Well, we have two combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from the farm."

    Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have sixteen thousand tanks, fourteen thousand armoured personnel carriers, and my army has increased to two million men since we last spoke."

    "Bloody hell!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!"

    Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Right, Mr. Hussein, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    "Well," said Paddy, "We've had a look at the Geneva Convention, all had a chat, and there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    old but good lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    posted recently
    and dont really like it that much :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Spawn


    I didnt know it was posted recently,

    I didnt like it much myself but thought i'd let ye decide :dunno:


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