A Merry Politically Correct Christmas

Jabbathegut

These alway seem to crop up during the silly season...

A merry PC Christmas


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or
secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all. May you have a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped to make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is
necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief,
choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to
the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her or him or others, is void where
prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.

With kind regards (not to infer that my regards would ever be those of an
untoward nature),

________( Signed )_______

The Wisher

Havelock

A Lawyer's Christmas greetings to you to.

the raven

Jabba, are you calling me black?