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Oh he's a lumber jack and he's OK

  • 16-12-2003 11:58pm
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    http://27.org/temp/WoodChoppingRules1.jpg

    1.
    I'm a lumberjack
    And I'm O.K.
    I sleep all night
    And I work all day.

    He's a lumberjack
    And he's O.K.
    He sleeps all night
    And he works all day.

    2.
    I cut down trees
    I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavatory
    On Wednesday I go shopping
    And have buttered scones for tea.
    Mounties He cuts down trees
    He eats his lunch
    He goes to the lavatory
    On Wednesday he goes shopping
    And has buttered scones for tea.

    He's a lumberjack
    And he's O.K.
    He sleeps at night
    And he works all day.

    3.
    I cut down trees
    I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.
    Mounties He cuts down trees
    He skips and jumps
    He likes to press wild flowers
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around in bars.

    He's a lumberjack
    And he's O.K.
    He sleeps all night
    And he works all day.

    4.
    I cut down trees
    I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear Pappa.
    Mounties He cuts down trees
    He wears high heels
    (spoken rather than sung)
    Suspenders... and a bra?
    That's shocking, etc.
    That's rude... tuttut... tut tut...

    (music runs down)


Comments

  • #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Lucky he didnt bring his kids andl eave them in the car......... however any1 that stupid shouldnt be allowed kids :rolleyes:


  • #3
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    Delighted for the dumbass!:)


  • #4
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    monty python sketch originally done by Michael Palin, with a firstly adoring then horrified Carol whatsername listening


  • #5
    AL][EN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    :)

    Good old monty python, you cant beat the classic's


  • #6
    gobby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    the pic is gas... :)


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  • #7
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    lol very good:D :D

    Wat ejet wud park his car near falling tree's


  • #8
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Originally posted by MrNuked
    monty python sketch originally done by Michael Palin, with a firstly adoring then horrified Carol whatsername listening
    Carol whatsername - Dear Santa, do you have anyting that looks like...


  • #9
    Cohiba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭Cohiba


    http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/lumberjk.mp3 :D


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