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Lonely Hearts Womens Personal Ads - Dictionary

  • 12-12-2003 10:54pm
    #1
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭


    Here is a dictionary for the womens lonely hearts ads...and what they really mean

    ADVENTUROUS - Slept with all your mates
    ATHLETIC - No tits
    AVERAGE LOOKING - Face like an arse
    BEAUTIFUL - Pathological liar
    EDUCATED - Was ****ed to bits at uni
    EMOTIONALLY SECURE - On medication
    FEMINIST - Fat
    Free Spirit - Junkie
    FRIENDSHIP FIRST - Former slut
    FUN - Annoying
    GOOD LISTENER - Autistic
    NEW-AGE - Body hair problems
    OLD-FASHIONED - No BJ's or anal
    OPEN-MINDED - Desperate
    OUTGOING - Loud
    PASSIONATE - Sloppy drunk
    POET - Depressive
    PROFESSIONAL - Bitch
    ROMANTIC - Frigid
    SOCIAL - Fanny like a clowns sleeve
    VOLUPTUOUS - Very fat
    WANTS A SOUL MATE - Stalker
    WIDOW - Possible murderer


Comments

  • #2
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Haha good 1,so true


  • #3
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    :D lol


  • #4
    neoB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    That can be true on soo many levels. lol I dont speak from experience :rolleyes:
    gg tman :)


  • #5
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    So funny, but a bit on the risque side.


  • #6
    sionnach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,543 ✭✭✭sionnach


    roflmao absolutely brilliant


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  • #7
    JackKelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly



    GOOD LISTENER - Autistic

    :D:D:D


  • #8
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Originally posted by tman

    FEMINIST - Fat
    SOCIAL - Fanny like a clowns sleeve
    VOLUPTUOUS - Very fat

    heeheee best ones :p


  • #9
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Originally posted by tman
    SOCIAL - Fanny like a clowns sleeve

    :D:p:D classic


  • #10
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,618 ✭✭✭milltown


    You missed:

    Romantic - Looks better by candlelight.


  • #11
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    hehehe, superb list there, so true :)


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  • #12
    Acidflash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    lol :D


  • #13
    SoundWave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    very good


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