Red Dwarf Joke

Nolimits · 09-12-2003 5:33pm #1

like i said its a joke from red dwarf. Sorry if its been posted befoe

The background: The toaster was complaining that no one ever wants to make toast any more and lister said that giving personalities to in-ainimate objects was one of the worst things mankind ever did and he recalled a story.

Lister: My mate Peterson had a pair of artificial reality shoes once. The idea was no matter how blind drunk you got they would always bring you home. So they were workin fine for a few weeks and then one morning he woke up in burma. The thing was they got bored just walkin from his local to his house, they wanted to explore and see the world. After that he never trusted them and decided to sell them, actually he sold them a few times but everytime the new owner got drunk, they would come back to peterson's house. Eventually he got sick of them keep coming back and tied them up ina black bag and threw them out. They got out of the bag by themselves but got very depressed. They felt like no one wanted them so they stole a car and drove off a pier. They had no arms, they couldnt steer. After peterson herd about this he felt a little guility and felt he should have given them a second chance. He started to get really depressed and went to talk to a priest. The priest told him not to wory about it as the shoes have gone to a better place.
You see it turns out

shoes have soles.

ando · 09-12-2003 6:09pm

LOL

Gota love Red Dwarf

quank · 09-12-2003 8:35pm

*cheese*
gudin though

sionnach · 09-12-2003 10:12pm

o m g *extra big goan*......like somethin ricky gervais wud say in the office......... That sorta cringe inducing joke.....

kmart6 · 09-12-2003 10:17pm

Hee Hee:D

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 09-12-2003 10:20pm

smeghead

xern · 10-12-2003 9:05am

what the smeg!! i didn't see that coming!!!

AL][EN · 10-12-2003 11:31am

/shiver

seeing as its from red dwarf we'll let you away with it

Tyrrial · 10-12-2003 12:55pm

pure brilliantance. red dwarf rules

El_MUERkO · 10-12-2003 1:07pm

That show made me curl up in pain from laughter.

Ronika · 10-12-2003 1:59pm

its great if you think it in the way Lister would have said it- very funny:p

bozzie · 10-12-2003 2:03pm

there all out to get me

\shiver

angelofdeath · 10-12-2003 5:19pm

you're lucky it was lister who said that, if you'd had posted it, you'd be shunned from the boards forever

The_Goose · 10-12-2003 10:06pm

Long live Red Dwarf!

zAbbo · 10-12-2003 10:11pm

[scouser]
Shooes have soooles
[/scouser]

rofl

Pugsley · 10-12-2003 11:16pm

I watched every episode of Red Dwarf there a while back, about 2 months or so (all 8 series, a total of 52 episodes at 30minutes each), and I have to say, out of all the great jokes in them, you had to pick THAT cringe worthy one, I remember verging on tears at that one

Red Dwarf Joke

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