1st years - aren't they cute

Blitzkrieger

The muppet beside me has seen the sign that says "no eating or drinking in the labs" and is trying to hide the fact that he's eating a lion bar He's like putting his face almost right into his bag to take a bite, then coming up with a mouth full It always takes them a while to find out what the rules are for.

Hobbes

Maybe he just doesn't want to share with you?

Reminds me of this guy who would eat an orange in work without sharing it. But would go so far to peel it in his jacket pocket with one hand so no one would see.

Bard

Reminds me... about Eddie Izzard taking the p|ss out of Star Trek... and Spock looking into that round black screen-obscuring thingy (radar?)... the joke was about the fact (?) that he had a Twix down there.

Uhura: "Captain Kirk, it's Mr. Spock, he's eating a Twix! He's eating a Twix!"

Spock: "Shut the f**k up... er ... I mean... please be quiet, Uhura..."


ah... one of those "had to be there" things

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Draco

Originally posted by Bard:
Reminds me... about Eddie Izzard taking the p|ss out of Star Trek... and Spock looking into that round black screen-obscuring thingy (radar?)... the joke was about the fact (?) that he had a Twix down there.

Uhura: "Captain Kirk, it's Mr. Spock, he's eating a Twix! He's eating a Twix!"

Spock: "Shut the f**k up... er ... I mean... please be quiet, Uhura..."


ah... one of those "had to be there" things

I remember that sketch...

richindub2

woo....lets all go on a first year beating spree!

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Winning Hand

In all honesty he would be better off with the NEW resin chocolate chew, apparently they now only take two hours to finish chewing(if you can handle it). Although in the telly ad yer man shares his resin and it doesn't sound as if your friend is that willing to give up his munch

Blitzkrieger

Originally posted by Hobbes:
peel it in his jacket pocket with one hand so no one would see.

Are you sure that's what he was doing

1st years are so short too! Put them out in the cold for 5 minutes and you've got smurfs!

sixpack's little hat

one word perfectly describes the little furries.... pippy

richindub2

Indeed,let us all freeze first years into smurfs as our Jnr. (for me ) cert science

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Kastro

little fe(kin munchkins!!!

they are everywhere!!
in front of you
behind you
under you
nice comment about the smurfs Blitzkrieger
lol
one was even hung from a hook outside the metalwork room in my school(the hook is for lifting engins)

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Doc

I'm a 1st year and yes I am!

C B

Kastro,

Your probably even younger and smaller than the first year blitz was talking about. muppet

P.S. having first years "under you" is probably illegal

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Lord Khan

Originally posted by richindub2:
Indeed,let us all freeze first years into smurfs as our Jnr. (for me ) cert science

we mean Uni First years which you are even lower than if you are still doing your JC

elexes

first years in secondary or first years in collage .im a repeate first year do i still count ??? even though i have been cursing those little annoying b@stards . first year girls seem alright though when your have 8 r 9 pints in ya

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Lord Khan

Can I just add, as a first year

I shall Smite you all

I shall most likely out live the rest of you old men :-)



[This message has been edited by Lord Khan (edited 30-11-2000).]

Bard

and can I just add, as someone who's been out of college a good few years...


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... (ad nauseum...)

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Doc

quote:

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Originally posted by richindub2:
woo....lets all go on a first year beating spree!

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Im in first year of Uni richindub2 and your what about 15-16 if your doing your junior cert so... "COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH!"

Kastro

lol
nice wan!!

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richindub2

lol,lets not turn this into a 3rd year beating spree pple

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Blitzkrieger

There's another dumb ass 1st year gimp in front of me now - he's got bleached blone hair with a black stripe going straight back from the center of his forhead and then turns into a spiral around the top of his head. At first I thought this was some sort of creul joke, but there's been a few people talking to him and noone's been openly laughing. Can he really have done this on purpose???!!!!

El_Presidente

I'm a white male, aged between 18 and 40. Everyone listens to my ideas, no matter how stupid!

I'm also a second year, meaning I have the best of both worlds in that I do no real work but im not walking around with wide eyes and a college map in my hand...

Q_Ball

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by elexes:
.im a repeate first year do i still count ??? even though i have been cursing those little annoying b@stards . first year girls seem alright though when your have 8 r 9 pints in ya
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Amen brother

I enjoyed first year soooo much i'm doing it again

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Sweeet

richindub2

Hey btw,we talking bout college first years or 2ndery school first years?

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podgeen

Are these my feet?

strat

ahahhahahahahahhahahhaha
take it first years
ahahahahhahaahhahahhahha

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richindub2

/me is scared/confused....

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Blitzkrieger

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by richindub2:
Hey btw,we talking bout college first years or 2ndery school first years?

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a little from column A, a little from column B

C B

who's in the what now?

Baz_

Where's me jumper???

elexes

hmmm whers me club this little B@stard is starting to annoy me ... me shouts at him " STOP HOGING ALL MY BANDWITH YOU LITT SH!T IM TRYING TO DOWNLOAD CRACKED SOFTWARE "

back to normal hes promiced to buy me a pint good first year

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Blitzkrieger

some muppet just queued his print job about 8 times on the printer beside me - I'm in danger of getting buried in paper. The muppet took the first copy red-faced and then ran away oh-dear, oh-dear, oh-dear

no wonder the technicians are such *******s if they have to deal with 1st years like that every year. His name is on every sheet too so running away is a bit of wasted effort.

Da Bounca

stop moaning about first years,
most of u were one at some stage,or might be in the future.
they arent all thick either,i know some are but i mean theres one born every minute and one of them is bound to make it to collage some how :P

paula

shut up, i am a first year too, and i agree with doc's first reply xx

Toulouse

Aww...that ure little g/f then? How sweet

paula

Toulouse

Calm down, I was j/k

Blitzkrieger

And the number 1 stupid thing said by a first year coming out of an exam : "Those questions on strings and arrays were hard!"

Trev

Oooh, Strings and Arrays. I recognise those words. I find arrays pretty difficult atm, and im only doing Pascals

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And on that bombshell...

richindub2

Ere,wtf ye on about lads?

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tobi

They’re on about Programming.

richindub2

ohhh lol, aw well

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Miguel_Sanchez

Next year I'll be a 22 yr old First Year and I'll be older and much wiser than most of the others in the college. So any 1st year jokes will receive a quick smack upside the jaw.

Sex

de mornin after de first night i spent wid me NOW boyfriend he said, "another morning another 1st yr" to someone we both know. the boloks!dat was a year ago though

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