what level are going to?

CyberGhost · 06-12-2003 5:47am #1

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

i got level 5

who gets level 1-2 is Ned Flanders

Mossy Monk · 06-12-2003 6:14am

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

[b][i]
     Level                           Who are sent there?                            Score[/b][/i] 
Purgatory                          Repenting Believers                              Very Low 
Level 1 - Limbo                Virtuous Non-Believers                           Very Low 
Level 2                                       Lustful                                             High 
Level 3                                   Gluttonous                                          High 
Level 4                           Prodigal and Avaricious                               High 
Level 5                             Wrathful and Gloomy                             Very High 
Level 6 - The City of Dis           Heretics                                         Very High 
Level 7                                      Violent                                              High 
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers             Very High 
Level 9 - Cocytus                   Treacherous                                    Moderate

seems like i'm ****ed. Level 8

quank · 06-12-2003 1:36pm

FIFTH LEVEL
im so like.... mediocre

Rabies · 06-12-2003 1:43pm

Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Lump · 06-12-2003 1:48pm

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

LOL ha ha.... evil bastárd me lioke.

John

weemcd · 06-12-2003 1:53pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

its a plie of **** i think

Creature · 06-12-2003 2:05pm

Level 1 - Limbo for me :P
I get to spend eternity with Aristotle and Plato apparently......should be interesting.

TheSonOfBattles · 06-12-2003 2:09pm

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Ah, not as bad as I thought, and hey, at least there'll be some women in the same boat.

mr_angry · 06-12-2003 2:18pm

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Woop! My Santa Strike Force days have paid off some of the nastiness! Repent, all ye, and join the SSF!

feylya · 06-12-2003 2:24pm

Well, I'm away off to the Seventh Level and I can't wait. Seven's always been my lucky number.....

sceptre · 06-12-2003 2:44pm

Dammit to hell I only got level 6.

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

And king Minos wraps his tale around my body six times. Good that - it'd be worse if he wrapped his tail around me. Wonder if those infernal Furies are hotties.

Töpher · 06-12-2003 4:03pm

Level 8, and that was with me being nice!!

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Faust · 06-12-2003 6:22pm

AHA! Level 1, sounds funky!

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

I wonder if hendrix is here too???

Capt'n Midnight · 06-12-2003 6:45pm

I've been Dissed ...

rymus · 06-12-2003 8:11pm

level 8

embee · 06-12-2003 8:27pm

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

An evil woman. There's a suprise.

yossarin · 06-12-2003 8:28pm

Q: Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

why is this in a religious test ?

anyway, third level. how mediocre and boring ! good food though.

cujimmy · 06-12-2003 9:18pm

level 9

ixoy · 06-12-2003 9:56pm

Level 6. Kinda disappointing actually since I'm a gay atheist who believes firmly in the truth of science and right-wing politik

DMT · 06-12-2003 9:56pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

It would appear I'm a horny little bastard... an eternity banging Cleopatra and Helen of Troy it is for me then (they're probably mingin' though)

ur mentor · 06-12-2003 10:33pm

level 2
i guess that makes me a ned flanders
omg
maybe i can go back and rescore now that i've sworn on the Boards
At least I am still lustful-
xxx

Dooom · 06-12-2003 10:35pm

what level are going to?

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