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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

    [b][i]
         Level                           Who are sent there?                            Score[/b][/i] 
    Purgatory                          Repenting Believers                              Very Low 
    Level 1 - Limbo                Virtuous Non-Believers                           Very Low 
    Level 2                                       Lustful                                             High 
    Level 3                                   Gluttonous                                          High 
    Level 4                           Prodigal and Avaricious                               High 
    Level 5                             Wrathful and Gloomy                             Very High 
    Level 6 - The City of Dis           Heretics                                         Very High 
    Level 7                                      Violent                                              High 
    Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers             Very High 
    Level 9 - Cocytus                   Treacherous                                    Moderate
    

    seems like i'm ****ed. Level 8


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    FIFTH LEVEL
    im so like.... mediocre


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Fourth Level of Hell


    Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.




    LOL ha ha.... evil bastárd me lioke.



    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


    its a plie of **** i think


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Level 1 - Limbo for me :P
    I get to spend eternity with Aristotle and Plato apparently......should be interesting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Moderate
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

    Ah, not as bad as I thought, and hey, at least there'll be some women in the same boat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭mr_angry


    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

    Woop! My Santa Strike Force days have paid off some of the nastiness! Repent, all ye, and join the SSF!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Well, I'm away off to the Seventh Level and I can't wait. Seven's always been my lucky number.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Dammit to hell I only got level 6.

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    And king Minos wraps his tale around my body six times. Good that - it'd be worse if he wrapped his tail around me. Wonder if those infernal Furies are hotties.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Level 8, and that was with me being nice!!

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Faust


    AHA! Level 1, sounds funky!

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

    I wonder if hendrix is here too???


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I've been Dissed ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    level 8 :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.





    An evil woman. There's a suprise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 932 ✭✭✭yossarin


    Q: Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?
    why is this in a religious test ?

    anyway, third level. how mediocre and boring ! good food though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    level 9


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,010 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Level 6. Kinda disappointing actually since I'm a gay atheist who believes firmly in the truth of science and right-wing politik :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Moderate
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Very Low
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
    It would appear I'm a horny little bastard... an eternity banging Cleopatra and Helen of Troy it is for me then (they're probably mingin' though)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭ur mentor


    level 2
    i guess that makes me a ned flanders
    omg
    maybe i can go back and rescore now that i've sworn on the Boards
    At least I am still lustful-
    xxx


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Very High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

    well i suppose i had it coming. and i was being truthful and all... anyone gotten to level 9?


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