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Lawyer

UnrealQueen · 2003-12-03 09:46:27

This lawyer was driving in town one day in his Jag. He parked it to go into the bank. Just before he got out of his car, a big truck came along and drove over half of it, smashing one side to bits. The lawyer takes out his mobile and dials 911. "Police, ambulance, hurry!," he's shouting hysterically, "there's been a…

03-12-2003 9:46am

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This lawyer was driving in town one day in his Jag. He parked it to go into the bank. Just before he got out of his car, a big truck came along and drove over half of it, smashing one side to bits.

The lawyer takes out his mobile and dials 911. "Police, ambulance, hurry!," he's shouting hysterically, "there's been a terrible accident, come quick!"

When the cops arrive he runs over to them screaming, "some **** just ran over half my ****ing car!!!!!!!!!!"

The cop says: "You damn lawyers, you're so materialistic that you don't even notice your left arm is missing!"

The lawyer looks for his missing limb and yells " My Rolex!"

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#2 03-12-2003 9:48am

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ok as i said before. is this forum trying to kill me with bad jokes.

i suppose the next one on will be "Why did the chicken cross the road???"

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#3 03-12-2003 10:32am

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:rolleyes: meeps

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#4 03-12-2003 11:01am

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Originally posted by pyramid man

i suppose the next one on will be "Why did the chicken cross the road???"

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=123578

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#5 03-12-2003 11:21am

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that jokes RULES!!!!

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#6 03-12-2003 11:50am

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That's a good one - a much needed laugh at work (where humour is surgically removed )

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#7 03-12-2003 11:57am

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ah come on, that joke was class:)

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#8 03-12-2003 12:09pm

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Um how did he call 911? He only had one arm. He couldn't have gotten the phone out of slacks or inside suit pocket with out a second hand.

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#9 03-12-2003 12:11pm

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Originally posted by Havelock
Um how did he call 911? He only had one arm. He couldn't have gotten the phone out of slacks or inside suit pocket with out a second hand.

Que X Files music

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#10 03-12-2003 12:16pm

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take the humour out of it anyway, why don't ya......:rolleyes:

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#11 03-12-2003 6:44pm

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Originally posted by Havelock
Um how did he call 911? He only had one arm. He couldn't have gotten the phone out of slacks or inside suit pocket with out a second hand.

You need two hands to take something out of your pocket? No wonder you didn't get the joke.

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#12 03-12-2003 9:40pm

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Originally posted by Sangre
You need two hands to take something out of your pocket? No wonder you didn't get the joke.

Sorry Havlock but thats Funny lol

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#13 03-12-2003 10:03pm

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that's funny

it is possible to hold a mobile and dial with one hand you know

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#14 03-12-2003 10:46pm

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Originally posted by Sangre
You need two hands to take something out of your pocket? No wonder you didn't get the joke.

Your post is funnier than the joke:D

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#15 03-12-2003 11:40pm

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funny....

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#16 04-12-2003 2:48am

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I laughed

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#17 04-12-2003 8:55am

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\o/, excellent all round , except for the joke killers :ninja:

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#18 04-12-2003 7:49pm

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Originally posted by Havelock
Um how did he call 911? He only had one arm. He couldn't have gotten the phone out of slacks or inside suit pocket with out a second hand.

you must have a brick for a mobile

anyway, good oldie

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