Adultry - Never fall asleep

Davey Devil

So I have this story about last night I don't want advice just thought it was interesting. So I started off the night in my friend's house we will call him Andy for now. Anyway Andy's brother (Peter) was having a going away party for himself. Him and his new fiance (Lisa) are off to live in some country. Was talking to them both she seemed abit loud so I didn't like her really. Anyway me and my friends left the house and went into town and the older heads from the going away party went back to Andy's brothers (Peter's) house. After town we decided to go back to Andy's brothers (Peter). Anyway they were all hitting the coke when i got back there including Peter and his fiance (Lisa). I'm only in it for the drink so I fell asleep on the couch, it was about 5 am. I got woken up at about 7 by my mate Andy he was heading home but his brother (Peter) told me i could stay. Grand closed the eyes but I didn't fall a sleep. At this stage Andy's brother (Peter) and this girl (Sharon) who is the fiance's (Lisa's) best friend were the only too up. They were talking for a while so I couldn't get a sleep but they thought I was. They were cleaning up the mess and went into the kitchen. Next think I know, I can hear them ****ing the brains outta each other while the fiance is up stairs in bed. They were trying to keep it quiet but i was only in the next room so I could hear them. I know the girl (Lisa)recked my head but she doesn't know what she is getting herself into. Her future husband is a man whore and her best friend (Sharon) must be a right bitch. Obviously I'm not gonna tell Andy about his brother's adultry just thought it was interesting the stuff you find out by pretending to be asleep.

krattapopov

i want to hear more of davey devils adventures from his mad capped nights on the town, and more dirty secrets from the countries social elite!!

theprofessor

Good call!

mr_angry

Did this episode end with an Eastenders-style drumbeat?

tman

After town we decided to go back to Andy's brothers (Peter). Anyway they were all hitting the cock when i got back there including Peter and his fiance (Lisa).

:rolleyes:

Davey Devil

Hitting the coke as in cocaine not the cock haha.

tman

oops, silly me:(

Dont Ban Me

Its true the crap you have to put up with pretending to be asleep, I was asleep one night, a few years ago now, when my borther and his g/f fell in the door and had sèx on the floor at the end of my bed, I was trying not to hear anything had two pillows shoved in each ear and was thinking of the engine of a tractor hoping he'd just fcking finish quick and go away!!

He still doesnt know I was awake!!

Will tell him some drunken night, be good for a laugh!!

P.S: you should have gone upstairs to her and kept her "warm" while this was going on!!

D!ve^Bomb!

are u gonna tell the fiance that the guys cheatin on her.. in mosty cases i would agree that it aint ur business... but if she is movin away with him, then she must be givin up alot for him,, i reckon u should tell her, or tell someone... or the more obvious one,,, tell him u know he cheated and blackmail him,, oh the joy

Davey Devil

There's no chance of my blackmailing him, I know it could be a nice little earner but I don't know this guy, he could have me shot for all I know. As for telling the fiance it's not too bad cause they are going to live in the country where she is from so at least that's not too bad for her. She will probably find out soon enough but then again she is a coke head so she mighten be the smartest. I couldn't care less about them anyway I don't even know them if she was my friend I'd tell her but she's only my friend's future sister in law so f*uck it.

woosaysdan

why didnt you join in a big 3some?

Victor

It wasn't adultery, merely fornicating within earshot.

elexes

intresting . sounds like a boggle anyways let him know and stfu imo . its doubtfull she has a clue + she will realise once there away more then likly . she would probably rip ur head off if u told her

Faust

Originally posted by woosaysdan
why didnt you join in a big 3some?

The threesome with two guys and one girl is not the good threesome, that's the bad threesome where you end up with a sore ass.

po0k

:rolleyes:

ever hear the expression "spit-roast" ?

joseph brand

You could end up in fight with the two of 'em, if ye told. It happens, never interfere with strangers. Lesson 1.

She probably deserves it anyway.

:rolleyes:

woosaysdan

Originally posted by Faust
The threesome with two guys and one girl is not the good threesome, that's the bad threesome where you end up with a sore ass.

once its not my ass i dont really care! maybe he swings that way?

hedgetrimmer

But, like, totally dude, it may, like have been the "cock" or coke, or whatever, maaan. Maybe they like, didn;t even know...one of them could have been, like a sparrow, and the chick was like, totally, her nest. Yeah, maan.

Kids, don't do drugs

Sleipnir

You should have yelled

BURGLERS!!!!!

at the top of your voice.
Then you could pretend it was a nightmare.
(why are you two sweating? I'm the one who had the nightmare)

Altheus

Sigh, it's a real harsh reality for "Lisa" to realise, her best friend and fiancé coked-to-**** and ****ing in their kitchen. Drugs or nay, it's debauchary and scumbaggery at it's finest.

As for the threesome remarks, perfectly acceptable situation, I'll high five over any girls back, but in this instance probably not the ideal thing to do.