Bar Joke

Diddy Kong

A guy walks into a bar on the 10th story of a building, orders a pint of beer, drinks it, walks to the window and jumps out.


5 minutes later, he walks back in, orders a beer, drinks it, goes to the window, and jumps out.


5 minutes later he walks back in, and a guy stops him and says, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!.

The Man replyed Well its quite simple really, drinking the beer makes you warm, hot air rises, so when I jump out i float slowly to the ground.

GREAT says the second man, who orders a beer, walks to the window, jumps out, and falls straight to the ground and blood sprays everywhere.


The barmen turns to the first man who had been jumping out the window and says, "Superman, your an a*sh*le when your drunk!"

gobby

ahh the superman jokes. lots of variations of these but they are still good.

Carbiens

actually thats the first superman joke ive ever heard. any more?

Peace

Old un but good un

superfly

Superman is horny and wants to find out which superhero woman is the
best lover.

So he goes up to Batman. "Who is the best super woman?? Who can I
bang? Who is the BEST!?" he asks. Batman replies, "Oh, Superman, I got it.
You can **** wonder woman! She is THE GREATEST! She's awesome and super
horny all the time." Superman thinks it over. "No, I can't do that...it's
Wonder Woman..."

Then Superman tries his luck with Spiderman. He asks him, "Spiderman,
who is the best super woman?? Who can I bang? Who is the BEST!?" Spiderman
replies, "Wonder woman! She is so hot, she is great at sex. She is the best,
no doubt." Superman is again resiliant. "I don't know if I could do
her...it's Wonder Woman..."

As Superman is flying over the city, he finds Wonder Woman lying on
her back on a rooftop, COMPLETLY NAKED!! He can't believe this, what luck!
He can swoop down, **** her, and fly away in 2 seconds! She won't even know
what hit her! So he goes down, ****s her, and flies away.

As predicted by Superman, Wonder Woman doesn't know what hit her.
"What the hell was that!???" cries Wonder Woman. The Invisible Man tells
her, "I don't know, but my ass sure hurts!"

Töpher

Both old, but both still make me laugh!

quank

Even though i hate superman, i love his jokes, hilarious:)

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by dbfarrell
A guy walks into a bar on the 10th story of a building, orders a pint of beer

then there is a loud Thunk !, he looks around and sees a pigeon that's just smacked into the window..

It had a bar magnet strapped to its forehead...

Yeah I know - I'll pick a window, I'm leaving...

EdBanger

Captin Midnight Go Defrenistrate Your self

Capt'n Midnight

If I wasn't so pragmatic I would.