Climb the ladder

Rabies · 27-11-2003 4:05pm #1

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the
clouds.
He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the
layer
of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured
success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon
another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before. She
also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that
his
luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds,
he
found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure. She stated,
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his
advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next
level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on
the cloud. "Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily
whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best
of
him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly,
the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a
400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up
and
walks menacingly toward Harry. Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are
you?"

The biker answers, "I'm Cess."