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Psni

  • 27-11-2003 10:50am
    #1
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭


    The American government were holding a policing event in America and they invited three police forces to join them; the FBI, the CIA and the PSNI.
    To analyse their investigation skills they asked the three police forces to pick two men to go into a woods and capture a rabbit.
    The FBI go first and after getting in touch with special agents they had the woods sealed off and using the latest search techniques they were able to catch the rabbit.
    Next the CIA. Within minutes the CIA had used global positioning technology to pinpoint the location of the rabbit and they then entered the woods and emerged a few minutes later with the rabbit.
    Scorning the american police forces' use of high tech equipment the PSNI said they would capture a rabbit with their bare hands. They then entered the woods and after a few hours of screaming and shouting the PSNI officers emerged with a fairly well beaten animal. The americans immediately shouted "that's not a rabbit, thats a hare," to which the PSNI officers confidently replied "listen."
    Hare: "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."


Comments

  • #2
    Agent7249
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    lol nice :D , space out the end a bit, i couldnt tell if it was part of the last sentence or not


  • #3
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    how...many...TIMES!?


  • #4
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    heard it many times before, but it's still good


  • #5
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    wasnt this posted like two weeks ago?
    is this a tradition?



    btw, still like the joke:D


  • #6
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    ha....ha....ha
    oh wait...no it's not actually funny.


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  • #7
    Havelock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    I've applied to join the PSNI, they are nothing like the Genedarm in France. (How I heard the joke orginailly in French).


  • #8
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A PSNI landrover crashed into a tree...
    The continuity IRA claimed to have planted it...


  • #9
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    The joke gets posted quit regularly but this is the best version of it yet.

    And captin midnight, V Good.


  • #10
    Commissar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭Commissar


    Good one:D


  • #11
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    lol very good!


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  • #12
    Havelock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    A PSNI landrover crashed into a tree...
    The continuity IRA claimed to have planted it...


    Now thats funny.


  • #13
    angelofdeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    better one a few weeks ago with the sas, parachute regiment and the police

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=123980&highlight=police


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