Eh? Whale Stuff

tba

Dont know if this was put up before but I just got emailed it:eek:

Kold

*shudder*

Shaque attack

Great safety message:D

CareBear

Imagine havin that yolk shoved into ye! bloody hell! :eek:

Sean101

Wonder what that chap to the right of the giant schlong is thinking?

tba

Originally posted by Sean101
Wonder what that chap to the right of the giant schlong is thinking?

Jasus me bleedin hula hoop is rollin away

Sean101

I thought it wud be more along the lines of:

"Oh........My..........God"

or

"We iz eetin gud tonite Lurleen! Hooooeee!"

or (if he is a typical man)

"Pah. Mines bigger"

Pugsley

"he'll be useful to please the missus"

zAbbo

would your missus take it all tho, Pugsley

kmart6

****in hell im never gettin into the sea again

Töpher

UGH!

Capt'n Midnight

Good gag - but not true... - the image is of a SHARK

Distinctive markings, a shape that can be confused with that of no other creature on earth, and sheer size make the whale shark spectacular and unmistakable.
http://scilib.ucsd.edu/sio/indexes/whalshrk.html

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/descript/whaleshark/whaleshark.html
http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/english/wlshark.htm

And of course....
http://www.snopes.com/photos/whale.asp

Lets pretend I didn't find these links.....
http://www.marinethemes.com/aasearchfiles/Whaling/pages/WLG%2047592.html
Worker with flencing knife removing penis from Blue whale
http://www.reallyweirdstuff.com/penisfacts.htm

Now this is weird..
http://www.whales-online.net/eng/FSC.html?sct=forum&pag=msglst.asp
The answer to the question about Blue whales and 400 gallons..
weights for the testicles - blue whale 50 to 60 kg (25-30 kg each). Which is not much in an animal the wrong side of 100 tonnes... (and 10 gallons = 45L ~ 45Kg weight..)

BUT For the right whale,..... competition takes place at the sperm level. Males of this species have enormous testicles (combined weight of 900 kg or nearly 1 tonne!)

sionnach

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
BUT For the right whale,..... competition takes place at the sperm level. Males of this species have enormous testicles (combined weight of 900 kg or nearly 1 tonne!) [/B]

o...m....g :eek:
nice research btw capt'n

The_Goose

Originally posted by CareBear
Imagine havin that yolk shoved into ye! bloody hell! :eek:

i m sure you are!!!!! filty fecker!!!

Who care s what it is that massive!!!! holy ****!

Tyrrial

i still won't be going around in the sea with an a whale that has a penis 11 feet long.. thats just crazy

quank

FÚCKIN HELL!!!!

omg, now im gonna have nightmares of giant fish penises....

Mossy Monk

there was me thinking that all that needed to be worried about when in the sea was a floater which someone so kindly let off

not anymore

rymus

Originally posted by bazH
would your missus take it all tho, Pugsley

Maybe... if the missus in question was the approximate size of the empire state building.

Kold

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false

Wow.... informative