Things that would make your day

the Guru

I would love to stand at one end of Liffey Valley and smack golf balls a hard as I could down the middle of the shop

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Originally posted by the Guru
I would love to stand at one end of Liffey Valley and smack golf balls a hard as I could down the middle of the shop

I would love to stand at one end of grafton street with a minigun and....well, you know the rest :ninja:

tbh

I've always wanted to sit in the stands in Croke park with a remote controlled helicopter, and buzz all the culchies till I got bored, before landing it on the pitch.

Just to see what would happen like.
But I tell you my ideal day (within reason)
*Wake up, and its bright and dry
*Bus, clean and empty comes on time, and then doesn't pick anyone else up till it gets into town
*Get off at O'Connell St. and theres an empty No. 7 waiting for me.
*Get into work, and email is down (except personal email) so can't do any work
* Stroll over to get a coffee, buy a scratchie and win €25 (hey, I did say within reason)
*Go to wagamammas for lunch, get undercharged, have Chicken Katso Curry, Fried Gyozas and two Fruit juice for a fiver
*Get loads of free stuff, that I can actually use, in Grafton St.
*Loads of nice girls sunbathing in Stephens Green on the way back to work
*Get back to work, and the power is gone. Everyone is sent home, in a taxi.
*Three new simpsons episodes on back-to-back
*Lights out with the missus.

So far, only one or two of them have ever happened. [cough cough the last one happens all the time, right? ]

Caimin

Smurfette

*Get into work, and email is down (except personal email) so can't do any work

Caimin would it not be better to just get a call 5 mins before your alarm goes off to say that the leccy is gone and you don't have to go into work at all .....you would save yourself at least 8 hours of messing about before you got to bed with the missus ....maybe thats too long for you !

tbh

yeah Smurfette, I considered that, but if I spent the day asleep, I wouldn't win my money, get my cheap lunch or get the benefit of going home early

CAimin

Smurfette

yeah Smurfette, I considered that, but if I spent the day asleep, I wouldn't win my money, get my cheap lunch or get the benefit of going home early

Okay lets think about this ....you get up have a shower etc ..money on gas.
You get the bus and unless your over 65 and have a buss pass you gonna pay 2-3 euro if you include the number 7 bus they you have to buy your lotto ticket whats that 2-3 euro your lunch 5 euro so your racking up 11-12 euro so you will make a profit of 13 euro .......is 13 euro really worth having to get outta bed for

tbh

Sadly, yes

And it works out like this, tho:
The gas comes on whether I get out of bed or not. And I already have a bus pass, so the more I use it, the cheaper it gets. So at the time I get into work, I've spent nothing. Then the coffee and the scratchy = 3.25, but I win 25, so I'm up 21.75 Take away a fiver for lunch (about a 20 value) and I'm up 16.75 Plus loads of free stuff, plus free taxi home (which I wouldn't have had if I'd stayed at home - I know thats twisted logic, but its logic!).

Obviously my ultimate ideal day wouldn't involve buses and work and stuff, but I want a day I at least have a shot of living!

Caimin

hedgetrimmer

Exotic pole dancers in the office... certainly be different:D

Smurfette

I can't help but notice that Caimin's and Hedge trimmers "Things that would make your day " include going to the office .
Maybe i'm in the minority when feeling like i want to scream when the alarm goes off at 7 am every morning .But surely HedgeTrimmer could wake up to a pack of lap dancers doin their thang around his bed posts and caimin could have a tooth fairy leave a stack of scratchies beside his bed and gain his €25.00 .
No matter what my ideal day would not entail going ot the office

TacT

If I...

didn't have to worry about any bill
didn't have to go to the office to do any work
didn't have to get out of bed
didn't have to worry about money

jesus_thats_gre

There is like 3 chicks that walk past my desk every 10 mins.. I never know why??? But they are bleeding deadly looking. Currently one of them is wearing jeans with no waist band, if only it dropped about 3 inches so I could see whats under there... hmmm sexy thong :P

ahem I wish, they are dodgy loookin

woosaysdan

if this college blew up!!!

Ro: maaan!

Some more sleep...

Winters

No sleep and this lab in 5minutes to be cancelled. Though i suppose i didnt come in for any morning lectures so I really should stay

joseph brand

7.00 A.M. Get up, have nice hot fry-up, cooked by the 'bird', wearing nout but an apron and a cowboy hat/stetson(spelling).


8.00 A.M. Take missus on kitchen table for little bit of sugar, mmmmm.

9.00 . Meet up with the lads to go White Water Rafting down an insane rapid filled river and not fall out and hit self off rocks.

10.00 . Get photo taken with Steve Coogan, he's a big fan of mine.

11.00 Give Stevie a tour of my 3 bed Semi. (2 mins)

12.00 . Find a truck trailer on side of barren road, full of televisions, and shoot them with me shotgun, nice!!

13.00 . Meet up with the 'talented' Geri Halliwell, and put her down til she cries, and then talk her into giving me 1.5 million for councelling.

14.00 . Bit*h slap Cypress Hill for cancelling their date here in the Olympia about 4 years ago, . . . til they cry, and I have it on video tape to show me mates, Result.

15.00 . Blow up Toll booths on M50 with my 'new' Bazooka which I bought with Geri's Platinum card.

16.00 . Get my name put on credits of Father Ted (one of the writers).

16.05 . Form my own Radio station with no ads/talkin/news/weather/traffic report/make up tips/stupid DJ's/talking, just good music and funny interesting banter and guests such as Mr Gervais, Simon Pegg, Coogan, Cleese, Kelly Brook, Brook again and more. . . .

16.10 . Receive award for being an 'Outstanding Citizen', presented by Anna Nicole Smith wearing nothing but suds!! Give speech were everyone thinks, "why can't I be him??".

17.00 . Take the missus for spin in my new 1984 Porsche 911 Turbo, (black)


20.00 . . Beer beer and more beer


I think this day is 'slightly' feasible.

Sarky

I'd really rather like to get a job offer.

Failing that, a hug from someone who liked me.

I am not counting on either today.

tbh

AWWWWWWWWWWW.

whosurpaddy

funny that this thread is here today. i just got an email from my last job telling me that they owe me money.

reckon ill do the lotto on the way home.

DArcy

Poor Sarky....it's amazing what a hug can do...

rymus

hmmm things that would make my day... how about

All the money in the world and no sense of right or wrong.

hedgetrimmer

Originally posted by Smurfette
I can't help but notice that Caimin's and Hedge trimmers "Things that would make your day " include going to the office .
Maybe i'm in the minority when feeling like i want to scream when the alarm goes off at 7 am every morning .But surely HedgeTrimmer could wake up to a pack of lap dancers doin their thang around his bed posts and caimin could have a tooth fairy leave a stack of scratchies beside his bed and gain his €25.00 .
No matter what my ideal day would not entail going ot the office

Good point Smurfette (I remember a "smurfette from games cons, but couldn't be the same).

I could probably convince some of my friends to do a pole dance in the bedroom, but I think in the office, it would place a broader..um..smile on my face...contextual humour and all that, I guess

Now, on the other hand, if you're offering.....;)

quank

if i found any note of money on the ground, that always makes me happy throughout school....... €5 or more would do

Peace

1) College hand me a degree and say i don't have to wait until after the exams.
2) Job offer for a job 50k+
3) New job people tell me to take a break, up to a year, paid.
4) I go buy a rebreather and dive the deepest wrecks around the world.(i know this cannot be done in one day)
5) Finish off with the worlds deepest dive record.

Billy Turdhed

Caimin ... I dont like that Croke Park scenario.... Ill bet your Dad is a culchie!


Billy's big five:

1. Wake up with a diamond cutter on and Mrs T(Bertha)gaggin for it

2. Green Bay Packers to have won on Sunday in overtime with a 59 yard field goal with 4 secs left in OT

3. A game of golf lined up in Druids Glen and Billy shoots 4 under ..takes the money

4 Mrs T looks for a divorce and Billy has Grainne Seoighe all lined up.


5 A big feed of bacon ribs ..fresh turnip and two or three Roosters in hot butter
followed by Mullerice strawberry and a very cold Bavaria green 5%
and into the cot for a few hours



Simple tastes


WOT

Smurfette

Now, on the other hand, if you're offering.....

Thanks for the offer but gyrating next to an excited hedgetrimmer sounds a little on the dangerous side to me

Bard

Win €5m on Lotto.

Leave country.

Ahhhhh...

bug

If I was told I didnt have to do the accounting report and it was all a big mistake giving it to me in the first place....

but I cant complain...:) Im having a great day.

Occidental

Charlie Haughey and Ray Flynn in stocks, in the middle of O'Connell St.

wasabi

tai chi in an unseasonally warm and sunny park followed by the announcement of a surprise opening of a new snow dome near my flat for skiing in, then spar find a few more bottles of that lovely erdinger oktoberfest beer, getting asked out by someone nice who isn't drunk, cat allergy and asthma disappear and i get a kitten.

adnans

i just want to wake up one day without the voices in my head please please stop the voices

adnans

krattapopov

okey dokey then

wake up around 12ish with my five ladies:

angelina jolie
britney
kiera knightly
carmen electra
victoria silvasdat-ya know who

stay in bed a while then get up and save someone from being knocked down by a car... then play poker for a few hours, clean up, then go for dinner and beers with the girls, then out for a few more beers! then off to play slane around 9, rock the crowd for the night, throw in a suprise extra 30 minutes set were u2 join me on stage.... then back to dublin via chopper for aftershow party get plastered and then go to bed with my ladies

oh yesss!!

Sarky

I got a hug yesterday. Which was nice.

Except for the pressure on my larynx damn near strangling me, but hey, it was better than nothing...

The wonderfish

i would really love to nuke dublin!!....have to work here for now but ****in hate the place and all the poxy little ****in dubs in it......:mad:

Kold

sex

The_Goose

not waking up!

Havelock

Options: Reality or Fiction?

Reality:
A good nights sleep, pleasent dreams and remembering them the next morning.
Waking up without this flu.
Not having to get up until after 9am. (usally up at 6)
It to be warm and sunny outside.
To get a lift into town listening to Lyric.fm
To be given Ice-cream on Grafton St (has happened, got 3 Tubs of Haagan Dazz one day)
Listen to a good classical music being played on Graton St.
Go up to Stephens Green to read a good book, maybe the new Terry Pratchett.
Get smiled at by the young women sunning themselves.
For there to be no drunks or drug addicts asleep in Joyce Remembrence Garden
To sit there and watch the day go by, take some good photos of the ducks and geese, maybe chat to a few tourists and friends.
As the sun sets go down to Joy of Coffee for a few pots of tea and chat with interesting people.
Go see a good movie in the IFC (or whatever they have taken to calling it now) with a nice girl who will understand and enjoy it, and can talk about it afterwards over dinner, somewhere like Le Cave.
Go for a late evening walk in Iveagh Gardens (ok, fantasy that it would still be open) or somewhere nice.
A meaningful sudden first kiss (her kissing me)
Watching her fall asleep in bed, afterwards, in my arms
Waking up with her asleep and content in my arms.
Gently waking her with a kiss.

The world would be a better place if it where like that.

Don1

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Big Eyes

What would make my day!? Well, I suppose a glass of water would be a start. Maybe if they loosened the ropes at my ankles. Ideally, what would make my day would be for the Police to kick down the door and find me and bring me home to my wife and kids, if they're still were I left them. I could live with the cuffs though, you'd be suprised how quickly you adapt to typing with handcuffs. But if I had to pick one thing, just one thing, It would be for them to stop twisting my nipples, for 10 minutes please stop twisting them!

neoB

For Britney spears to be ran over.. oh wait, won't happen. *sighs*
For me to walk into a candy store and the sales people would say "congrats your our millionth consumer! free candy forever!"
Get rid of all my allergies.
Complete college in the next month.
To turn Mordeth into a piggie so I can keep him as a pet. (as if right?
:rolleyes: )

Dont Ban Me

To win the lotto, be told that I am so great that the college is going to give me my degree and an honorary Doctorate, and then go on to develop a solution that once taken will result in a stress free life FOEVER!! All before lunch!!

That would be nice!