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most likely to....

Tusky · 2003-11-23 16:33:07

ahoi , can anyone help me in thinking of "most likely to (blah blah)" ? like the ones you see in a year book , looking for funny ones if possible :) danke in advance

23-11-2003 4:33pm

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Tusky

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ahoi ,

can anyone help me in thinking of "most likely to (blah blah)" ?

like the ones you see in a year book , looking for funny ones if possible

danke in advance

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#2 23-11-2003 4:38pm

tman

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m0st l1k3ly to heart teh cock!

most likely to end up selling hand jobs for crack...

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#3 23-11-2003 4:45pm

rymus

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most likely to end up featuring on "Crimeline"

most likely to take up residence in "Neverland"

most likely to become a pimp

most likely to be employed by a pimp

most likely to become a millionaire

most likely to become a burger flipper

most likely to start an interesting thread in After Hours

most likely to become a yearbook editor

most likely to star in a German Scheiße film

most likely to become a hermit

most likely to become quite, quite pregnant

most likely to sell heroine in dark alleys

most likely to be eaten by their pet hamster

I dunno.. at least I tried

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#4 23-11-2003 4:45pm

quank

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most likely to be a professional bum

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#5 23-11-2003 5:05pm

TacT

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most likely to not bother with a proper reply

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#6 23-11-2003 5:11pm

Tusky

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I likey continue please

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#7 23-11-2003 5:13pm

Barry Aldwell

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Most likely to join the Reserve Defence Forces, steal a rifle and go on a murderous rampage

Most likely to die a virgin

Least likely to live past 20

Most likely to try to reenact the American Civil War with monkeys

Most likely to inspire a club called the No <That person's name>s

Most likely to confuse real life with video games at some point in the future

Most likely to stalk a celebrity

Most likely to be arrested for swimming naked in a river

Most likely to die from a disease caught while swimming naked in a river

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#8 23-11-2003 5:15pm

rymus

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Most likely to steal several situations from Simpsons episodes and convert them into "most likely" statements.

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#9 23-11-2003 7:01pm

weemcd

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most likley to have a degree in monkeology

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#10 23-11-2003 7:33pm

Capt'n Midnight

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Most likely to - become a virgin.

Most likely to - become a virgin (again)

Most likely to - be caught with a jar of peanut butter, gloves and a sheep.

Most likely to - become immortal*

Most likely to - have an interesting disease named after them.*

* this has already happened

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#11 23-11-2003 7:35pm

Töpher

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most likely to start their own cult

most likely to inflate tires for a living

most likely to eat an ovary

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#12 23-11-2003 7:44pm

oneweb

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Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
Least likely to live past 20

Or if it's a particularly bad school: Most likely to live past 20

It is what it's.

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#13 23-11-2003 11:10pm

Seraphina

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most likely to be diagnosed with a sleeping disorder
i have the certificate to proove it

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#14 23-11-2003 11:17pm

GuanYin

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...die alone

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#15 24-11-2003 8:51am

Havelock

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most likely to...

attempt to take over the world and establish a 1000 year regime

attempt to take over the world to impress someone

write appalling tv movies

become a stand up comedian

become a failed stand up comedian

die in an unusal way

be forgotten by everyone at the 25 year reunion.

invent something useless that becomes a fad

be a corrupt polictian

be a judge

be a cop

have a sex change

be eaten by baby seals

eat baby seal

get a good modship on boards.ie

be moderator of a trolling board

be arrested for sexual devency

be knocked off by Microsoft hitmen for open sourcing all the Window's OSs

to live a perfectly normal and boring life

to marry a sibling

be a presenter on TV3

to take this sort of thing seriously

to have voted for them selves in the above awards

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#16 24-11-2003 9:57am

hedgetrimmer

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why not get all Zen and just leave is "most likely"

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#17 24-11-2003 12:03pm

Töpher

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most likey to: lose their balls in an unfortunate giraffe related accident

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#18 24-11-2003 12:10pm

Doodee

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Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
Most likely to - be caught with a jar of peanut butter, gloves and a sheep.

That sheep needed a hand through the fence, that was all

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#19 24-11-2003 1:49pm

LoneGunM@n

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Most likely to ... win a vodka drinking competition & die from alcohol poisoning!!
Most likely to ... be eaten by a Lion @ Dublin Zoo!!
Most likely to ... be an award winner of the Darwin Awards!!

Taken from the Darwin Awards:

Most likely to ... fit a jet engine to their car & spray themselves all over a mountain!!
Most likely to ... be found dead with a gas mask over their face, with the oxygen tube connected to their arse!!

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#20 24-11-2003 2:27pm

Sarky

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Most likely to win a most likely award.

Most likely to assassinate a future president.

Most likely to sell their organs to medical research.

Most likely to sell someone else's organs to medical research.

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#21 24-11-2003 2:35pm

Duffman

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Most likely to be mistaken for somebody else..

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#22 24-11-2003 5:01pm

Sangre

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My likely to lose his virginity my accident.

The best ones are personal, people have to know who they're about and they will have to about something they've dont in the past 6 years or so.

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#23 24-11-2003 6:07pm

Sarky

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Most likely to weigh 500 Lbs this time next year.

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#24 24-11-2003 6:47pm

Capt'n Midnight

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Originally posted by LoneGunM@n
Taken from the Darwin Awards:

Most likely to ... fit a jet engine to their car & spray themselves all over a mountain!!

You'd think an Air Force Sergent would figure out that a JATO pack that could propel an eight ton Jet fighter to flying speed off the back of a truck might be a tad too powerful... http://www.faqs.org/docs/air/avzel.html
(fairly sure they used it on a Thunderchief later too and it's even bigger..)

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#25 25-11-2003 10:02am

woosaysdan

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kill somebody with a spoon

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#26 25-11-2003 7:01pm

quank

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a blunt spoon at that!

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