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Bad News

  • 19-11-2003 3:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭


    A guy walks in to see his doctor, and the doctor says "Sir, I have two pieces of bad news."

    The man replies "Okay, doc. Let me hear it."

    "You have cancer."

    The man drops his head and sighs "Oh no..." After a moment he regains his composure and asks "What's the other bad news?"

    The doctor replies "You also have alzheimer's."

    The man frowns and looks away, and after a few moments of thought replies "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

    :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    Lol, twas a good one jabba:D *thumbs up* made me chuckle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭waffles


    or a guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says well i have two pieces of bad news for you!!! and the guy goes "go on doc hit me with it", so the doc goes "ok you have 2 days to live" "oh my god said the guy whats the other bit of news?" doc replies "i was meant to tell you yesterday!!!":D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭Pacifico


    ^ Nice one ^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Jabba's vers is better imo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    i liked both of them (Y) :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    *lol ... I was going to say I was going to laugh, but then I couldn't remember why, but I thought that would have been in bad taste


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    you're right phat, t'would of been in terribly awful taste. :D


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