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ugc.ie movie reviews suck...

  • 12-11-2003 10:08pm
    #1
    DMT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭


    This is from their Matrix Revolutions synopsis:
    From ugc.ie
    There is a 14 minute low level helicopter chase to rival the car chase of the second film.

    Where was me frickin' 14 minute helicopter chase?
    They don't even watch the film they're reviewing before writing this shite.
    I'm going to sue for the emotional distress caused by the absense of a high-octane 14 minute helicopter chase.

    The bastards...


    [edit] Added link to original synopsis [/edit]


Comments

  • #2
    Caesar_Bojangle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    and their bastard seats are too small, I was fidgeting all through Revolutions just to get a nice neutral sitting position.


  • #3
    ixoy
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Seats aren't too small! They're perfectally comfie! Maybe you've been eating too many cakes :D


  • #4
    DMT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
    and their bastard seats are too small, I was fidgeting all through Revolutions just to get a nice neutral sitting position.
    You must have an arse-end the size of a truck?
    They're the most comfortable cinema seats I've ever sat in....


  • #5
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Can u show us the review i am curious...


  • #6
    DMT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    Originally posted by BlitzKrieg
    Can u show us the review i am curious...
    Added link to original post...


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  • #7
    Mr E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,616 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Its not a review, its a synposis. The writer obviously hasn't seen the movie. If it was a review, I'd understand your anger........ :rolleyes:

    - Dave.


  • #8
    Caesar_Bojangle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    Maybe you've been eating too many cakes
    You must have an arse-end the size of a truck?

    I'm 6ft6, ladies. There is probably more fat on your arse than their is on my entire hot body. My wand is massive too.


  • #9
    DMT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    Originally posted by TmB
    Its not a review, its a synposis. The writer obviously hasn't seen the movie.
    The fact remains that even though it's been out for over a week they haven't removed the reference to a 14 minute helicopter chase that doesn't exist. Suckage tbh....


  • #10
    ixoy
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
    I'm 6ft6, ladies. There is probably more fat on your arse than their is on my entire hot body. My wand is massive too.

    Eek! I hope you're never in front of me in a screen - shouldn't be able to see over or around you :)


  • #11
    Bannor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Bannor


    14 minute helic opter chase? It sounds like they misinterpreted something written in The Matrix Reloaded edition of Empire magazine.


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