Blonde Jokes

ShinzonMoFo

Did you hear bout the new blonde paint? Its cheap and easy to spread!

quank

this was said loadsa times but, meh....

Two blondes walked into a bar.
Ye thought they would of seen it.
BA DUM TSH!


i know, i know
:ninja:

ShinzonMoFo

wat duz a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? her ankles!!!

Capt'n Midnight

Why do blondes get only half an hour for lunch ?
Otherwise it takes too long to retrain them.

Jabbathegut

What's the difference between a Blonde and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesnt follow you after you've dumped your load in it

Agent7249

Nice one jabba . Really did *lol* for it

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

why do blondes prefer convertables?

more leg room.
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why do blondes wear knickers?

to keep their ankles warm.
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3 blonde prostitutes are walking down a road.
the 3 of them have had no luck in business.
so 1 blonde says screw this if i dont get any sex i am gonna jump off that skyrise overthere.
the other 2 agree and promise to do the same.

so anyway 1 week later the 3 of them are back again and still no business.
so the 3 of them decide to jump.
the first jumps off the skyrise and lands on a car.
SMASH!!
3 months to get the car repaired.

the second 1 jumps and lands on the pavement.
CRACK!
3 months to get the dent out of the ground.

the third 1 jumps and lands on a lamp pole.
SLUSH!
3 months to get the smile off her face.

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what do you call a blonde with pigtails?

a b l o w job with handle bars.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a bucket of ****......

THE BUCKET.....

any one who laughs at that 1 above is an idiot.....

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UnrealQueen

that last one is actually : What's the difference between a man and a bucket of ****.

Now that's funny:D