Drunken talk, a fine art?

Panda

"Wes takkin to tha frenof urs, whassisname, little fellla,mmmmmmmm, hhahahaa he said i wes drunk sas a punk in a trunk......errrm,i ses to im ****ORF, ahhhhhh,he fell on his ars,cuddnt takeda whissky, liteweight....... errrbugger,impretty tired ru?needa takes some ****,here have an alcoholic bevverage,ON ME!!!arrah furgettaboutit.......
whore u?whered u do with my drinhk?WHA?!??!
Shurupya****ya!!ill kick ur hed up ur hole if u dont goway.......mmmmugh....bugger...."

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not appropriate.

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I Don't Have Time, for this MICKEY MOUSE BULL****!!!

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 13-11-2000).]

Panda

What the hell did i do wrong now?!??
It was only a joke, crikey man!!

SantaHoe

Yes, thank you monty - you may very well have saved me months of counseling.

LegacyUser

Hey Santa,
How much do u charge I need to talk to someone people say I have many probs so if u can forward ur price list it would be great.

SantaHoe

Er, I meant, for me

Kastro

drunkards arnt funny....
my little brother (13) was nearly beaten up by a 40 year old over his window being smashed!!
(this was on saturday)
then my friend stood in for my brother cause i wasnt there... i was babysitting.
my friend got his 2 front teeth knocked out and ive been told he kicked the f*ck out of the older man!!
after the fight the man went off and returned with a samurie sword.. and went after my little brother. my good friend stood in again and had it put to his neck...
my friend grabbed the sword by the blade & pulled it away from his neck. thank god it wasnt a real one or it would have sliced his fingers off and not just cut them..

today the man (Tony Curly)a.k.a FAT TONY found out that my little brother didnt do it!!

he piled himself full of drink to approch my bro who told him to plainly go f*ck himself or he'll get his friends from springfield down to give him a punishment shooting in the leg.

lol he ment it!!
Oj was there....... ask him

Panda

THATS PRETTY FU**ED UP RIGHT THERE!!!

Take it

GO JERRY GO JERRY hahaha

he piled himself full of drink to approch my bro who told him to plainly go f*ck himself or he'll get his friends from springfield down to give him a punishment shooting in the leg.

The simpsons live on springfield its in ur imagination ffs


Wheres my pint gone?!?!?!?

[This message has been edited by Take it (edited 18-11-2000).]

Kastro

springfield is in tallaght, dublin
it is well known for all the rough ppl
that live there..
not all of them are bad, there is a lot of good ppl there..
still there is a lot of bad as well....
with gunz an knives and bombs etc..

FreaK_BrutheR

Your brother must be FAIRLY hard to have mates from Springfield is he? People with guns and knives and bombs and stuff. He got that kinda weight that he'll organise a shooting for someone? That's FAIRLY hard awright.

I got family in Springfield on a side note. I know some bad ****s there but you can be damn sure if i went askin my cousins to go shoot someone for hitting me a slap they'd laugh their bollix off like. Life sucks.... get a helmet.

Drunk people ARE funny.
Knowing hard men don't make you hard.
Don't make you cool either.

Whining and whinging about someone's violence towards another then laughing and getting schoolboy excited when they retaliate or threaten to is just so weak its incredible.

I don't know the question nor the answer but violence is not the answer.

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Doc

I had a drunk girl come up to me the other day who swore (and I mean literally) that see knew me and that I lived in Manchester. Apparently my name is Paul I’m 21 and I play football with her brother. She was adamant that she was only talking to me the other week and that I was only pretending I didn’t know her as she was drunk. My friends couldn’t stop laughing at her and I found it funny myself.

Drunk people are funny especially when you see them again when their sober.

Kastro

doc was she good looking??
cause you could have had her!!
just tell her youve been signed up for a pro team and you want to get to know her better..
yeh know sweet talk her..
lol
j/k!!

Fidelis

Originally posted by Crash&Burn:
Hey Santa,
How much do u charge I need to talk to someone people say I have many probs so if u can forward ur price list it would be great.

LMFAO you muppet