Sick Device Found

FutureQuakeDood

A farmer in Arizona was once tending to his wilting, dry crops when he came across a small, metal, sick object. It had an interesting assortment of knobs and dials on it. At first the farmer thought he'd come across an alien object from the stars but as he inspected more closely he realised it was 'sick'. When listening carefully it coughed and moaned. It was only now that the farmer felt a shudder and the metalic object began to squirm in his hand. A REAL LIVE ALIEN? The farmer threw it quickly into his seed sack and clutched the opening tightly. He called for Tony his farmhand and Tony arrived with the aid of a brisk flightly run. After Tony's inspection a theory was created between the two men. It is outlined briefly, now :

* The object is alive.
* The object is alien.
* The object is sick.

With no hospital for miles the two agricultural men decide to try first-aid themselves. The had :

* a seed sack.
* seeds.
* a trowl.
* twine.
* a hoe.

They grabbed the hoe and asked the ***** if she knew any first-aid. She said she could remember some from when she was in Junior High. Upon opening the sack the alien rushed forward and seemed to shrink by about 83% before burrowing into the hoe's nostril. Since these events transpired nothing has been seen or heard of the alien since. The hoe (Darleen Groomsby) lives a quite life, now living in California. Recently when asked for comment she refused, stating simply "beep-na-neep-ba-poo-01-h":-beep-neep T-minus 1.2 years to full earth control beep-neep-pa-pardon-aye-moi-".

Well, I added the last bit in about the earth control myself, my own theory (Hobbes seems to think it was a hoax devised between the two famers and their hoe while Gandalf and DeVore agree that something must have occured but the reasoning behind these events is unclear), but as you can see there are so many stories out there that some if not ALL of it MUST be true. Any thoughts?

Ya ma geta gay,
Futu.

FutureQuakeDood

Take it

a Dildo? hehe

[This message has been edited by Take it (edited 02-10-99).]

FutureQuakeDood

No. Not a dildo... where can you get a dildo that's alive, alien and sick? Maybe you know all the dirty pervert shops around here eh? roflol

Gay,
Futu.

Kali

just ask Koopa

FutureQuakeDood

Koopa from Mario Brothers? A.K.A. WHAT IS HIS NAME AND WHERE CAN I FIND HIM? WHAT IS HIS THEORY?

GAY,
FUT.