That's it.... I refuse to reach middle age!

Deargiest

The meaning of middle age:

Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.

Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.

Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too."

ShayK1

Guess your a woman..... I didn't know that!

NakedDex

Never mind, it could be worse, you could be 19 and have already had your midlife crisis.

clansman

how old is middle age.....

cosif you die at the age of 40 ur middle life is 20?

/me confused

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by clansman
how old is middle age.....

A midlife crisis occurs when you are established, with a house, family and job, and you realise how many things you always wanted to do when you were a teenager that you will never get to do, and all the other missed opportunities in your life. As such, there are no age restrictions, and you could have a midlife crisis when you are 20. I pity you if you do, though.

Ro: maaan!

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
you could have a midlife crisis when you are 20. I pity you if you do, though.

The younger you are when you have it, the more time you have to do something about it...

kano476

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
A midlife crisis occurs when you are established, with a house, family and job, and you realise how many things you always wanted to do when you were a teenager that you will never get to do, and all the other missed opportunities in your life. As such, there are no age restrictions, and you could have a midlife crisis when you are 20. I pity you if you do, though.

so eh whats the otherside of the hill like?

Paddy20

Dotage, is the best age, as then you can get away with anything, without being held responsible!.

P.;)

Tellox

Tellox is terrified of growing old...

Paddy20

Eh!, Tellox,

We are born, we grow up, we get old, then we die!. Its no big deal.

If you are lucky, you might live long enough to be old. Do not knock it, till you have tried it, and just think about all lifes seasons, in between.

P.:ninja:

spooiirt!!

yep, gettin old sucks. anyone seen the flick logans run?

Tellox

you see,Its not that I dont want to be old...I just dont want to be smelly, wrinkly, settled down, and a grouch who screams at kids who play soccer out on my street.

And I can see myself being that person.



Any silly comments about how I smell now will be disregarded.

BioHazRd

People,

Must I remind you again, this is not real life - this is the humour board, please take this discussion to After Hours.:rolleyes:

Bio