Cheesiest Movies??

Kalina

Empire have recently come up with a list of 10 of the cheesiest movie moments of all time .
They've got some of the best ones. What movie scenes made you want to vomit they were so bad? The worst line in a movie ever was "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" in Dirty Dancing, destroyed an otherwise great movie.

Retr0gamer

Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3.

Cheesy but in a good way.

'Give me some sugar, baby'

Andrew Duffy

The whole movie was rubbish, but Wesley Snipes' "Always bet on black" in Passenger 57 was particularly bad.

Bannor

Armageddon:
American flag waving tosh and as for the dialog.
Space Shuttle Pilot : "Houston, this is one hell of a ride..." shyte summed it up for me.

Independence Day:
The President's "The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday... Today we celebrate our Independence Day." speech.

I'm sure there are quite a few in Pearl Harbour but I never wasted my time watching it.

ObeyGiant

Originally posted by Bannor
Armageddon:
...
Independence Day:
...
Pearl Harbour...

My, you really don't like Americans, do you?

Retr0gamer

Should I remind Bannor of XXX's parachute?

Bannor

Originally posted by ObeyGiant
My, you really don't like Americans, do you?

I have nothing against the American people - my sister married one of them.

It's just that when it comes to cheesy movie moments there are easy pickings - think of a movie with U.S. uber patriotic overtones and you're 99% of the way there. It's just too easy because they're nearly always over hyped 'blockbusters'.

Bannor

Originally posted by Retr0gamer
Should I remind Bannor of XXX's parachute?

Another over hyped offering.

What was the tag line? Something like "Bond is Dead". :rolleyes:

bus77

The Independence day speach was no more cheesy than other speaches made by heads of state down the years.
So it was realistic........but cheesy

Top Gun should have got No1 , coz of tom cruzy goin like THIS:D all trough the film

Miguel_Sanchez

The Breakfast Club

Pump that fist in the air Judd Nelson

Sing it now - "Don't you forget about me"


Great stuff. (am I being sarcastic? I can never tell anymore)

Lex_Diamonds

Damn ya beat me to it Jeff.

OK, anyone who remembers/owns Nightmare on Elm Street 2, dig it up and go the early scene in the movie of the main tyke "rocking out" in his room. Cheesiest moment ever!

lili

what means cheesy exactly?

sceptre

"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed"

I'd have firmly placed that in the number one slot. I cringed. CRINGED, I tell you.

Kalina

Originally posted by lili
what means cheesy exactly?

Apparently, in the context of movies, cheesy means a line/scene that is so cringingly soppy/heroic/stupid that you just want to be sick/switch off movie/shoot yourself for paying to see the movie etc.

krattapopov

matrix revolutions

Space Coyote

The last 15 minutes or so of Revolutions made me wanna puke on my own face. The cheesiest ending in a film imo was in Total Recall, which is quite similar to Revolutions scarily enough !

Sleipnir

Speed with Keanu Reeves.

"you gotta go down man"

All of that movie was ball-shrinkingly cheeeeeezyyyyy!

Can anyone remember Reeve's character's name? It was something god-awful like "Flash Speedipants"



"The most cheesy movie moment by far was that movie where the president lands on an aircraft carrier and declares mission accomplished...oh, wait, that was reality.
Doug Tarnopol,USA"

Kai

Yea independance day is bad.
But the bloody worst was at the end of saving private ryan "have i been a good man"

Worst Line Ever !!

smiaras

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sceptre

Originally posted by Kananga
Can anyone remember Reeve's character's name? It was something god-awful like "Flash Speedipants"

Jack Traven

Follows the broad guideline that action heroes should have a snappy one-syllable first name and a two-syllable family name.

Senor_Fudge

At the end of Rambo 3 when faced by half the Russian army the colonel asks Rambo
"what'll we do johnny"
and rambo replies "**** em"

boom boom boom

rambo 3 is the REAL hot shots

Niacom

One of the most cheesy moments in a film had to be When Yoda fights Christopher Lee's character in Attack of the Clones. The whole cinema just p*ssed themselves laughing...Ha Ha!

niallith

spaceballs was quite chessey i thought but its really funny

Oswald Osbourne

'I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. '

Cake Fiend

Originally posted by Andrew Duffy
The whole movie was rubbish, but Wesley Snipes' "Always bet on black" in Passenger 57 was particularly bad.

Seconded.

Metaxis

has no one els seen the leprecaun (or however u spell it) i laughed the whole way through at one point the main carectur get shot in the leg but in the next scean he's limping with the wrong leg and there was the part when he (the leprecan) has just killed someone by throwing them down the stairs and breaking there neck and he says:
"i think i smell some tea brewing"
witch is closley followed by lightaning

Gillie

Head os State sterring Chris Rock.
Some good moments but overall a cheesefest!

quank

Originally posted by Bannor
I have nothing against the American people - my sister married one of them.

It's just that when it comes to cheesy movie moments there are easy pickings - think of a movie with U.S. uber patriotic overtones and you're 99% of the way there. It's just too easy because they're nearly always over hyped 'blockbusters'.

the patriot was decent i thought

JAMES BOND, DIE ANOTHER DAY
ULTIMATE CHEESE AHUNDU
gawd
just watch the dairy prducts swirl past ur eyes while watching it
i was so ill after seeing that film!

Wheeler

Universal Solider 2...........cheeiest ever......at the start they recreated the ending of universal solider with different actors.whats the story

nialldinho

The end of the original Matrix. The whole "But you can't die...I love you" bit or whatever it was she said. What a load of arse. The rest of the film was ok but that just ruined it. I've heard there's worse to come in the other two movies but I can't comment on them cos I haven't seen them.