Online confessions

satchmo

http://grouphug.us/

Nothing but anonymous online confessions... some of them are bloody hilarious, some are a little disturbing. Fascinating reading though.

Some of my favourites:

"Last month my car broke down at the store, I didn't feel like walking, so I stole one of those Handycapped motorized shopping carts and rode it home, Then I sold it on Ebay. "

"I once poked a dead guy with a stick for about an hour before I reported it to the cops. I kinda left the stick in his nose."

"Last night I was drinking at a club. A woman 10 years my elder hit on me. She was unattractive but fun to talk to. I danced with her then stole her purse. It had $4 inside."

angelofdeath

pretty cool

oeNeo

I was glad when the mother in stepmom died of cancer but I was watching it with my girlfriend and had to pretend I was sad. Then I thought about Julie Roberts when I banged her that night.


I had my 13 year-old dog put to sleep because it was really starting to bug me but I convinced my wife and the vet that it was sick.


Bwaha.

technobob

have just spent the last hour r so reading through this website

its foooking hilarious

quank

oh thats class....
i put ina "mess" confess....
number is 510739814 :ninja: :ninja:

tman

I, a 17-year-old guy, posed as a pre-teen girl and conned my brother's 12-year-old neighbor-friend to send me naked pictures of himself. Sometimes I IM him and remind him I still have the pictures and that I might release them anytime. His reactions are always hilarious.

lmao:D
some great ones there

i've masturbated while driving at least twice. i assure you that i'm extra careful though.

joseph brand

who wants naked pics of a 12 year old boy, eeeewwwwww.

sceptre

Originally posted by joseph brand
who wants naked pics of a 12 year old boy, eeeewwwwww.

An eleven year old girl?

Raskolnikov

notproud.com is the same sort of thing again.

Lenny

"i masturbate about alot of girls that i hate because they are annoying and loud and i fantisize about shutting htem up by putting my penis in their mouth.
"

haha, great site

flogen

There is always a weird musty smell in my pants. I dont know what to do

hahaha, wash you idiot!!!

Flogen

Rabies

I once pee'd on my girlfriends back in the shower, the water was hot, she didn't notice.

:eek:

Peace

Thats brilliant...i just lost an hour of my life on that site.

The good thing is i discovered there are others like me out there.

Chad ghostal

thanks, you ruined my day, i cant stop reading..

Havelock

Feels good to post some of my stuff there.

Calibos

This is what I posted, have to wait and see if it gets past the mods. Tis a true story BTW:

Years ago when I was a kid, my family were staying at a campsite during the holidays. My brother and I found a little bird in some distress splashing in a stream. We picked it up and as it was shivering we decided to warm it up. We took it to the shower block and held it under the electric hand-dryer. After a few seconds it stopped moving. Poor thing was dead...we were too late! We decided to give it a mock Viking burial in the same stream we found it. My brother made a little raft out of lollypop sticks and we wrapped the little birdy in tissue paper. I lit the paper and placed the birdy on the raft and sent it on its way down the stream. Unfortunately almost imediately the fire went out and then the raft got stuck behind a rock. My brother decided that it would be funny to throw a football sized rock at it. Just as he threw the rock the little birdy started to flap a wing. I must confess that I have never forgiven myself for not shouting stop in time......and the feeling and sight of birdy guts dripping down my leg will stay with me for the rest of my life!

technobob

Just call me the thread Killer
See, I told you this would be the last post!!

your sig is amazingly accuarate

(if it wasnt for me of course!!)

Tellox

http://grouphug.us/confessions/413522328
Alert CNN!



http://grouphug.us/confessions/764522978
ALERT THEM AGAIN

Kone

Sometimes, when I'm home alone. I'll pee in the sink and not the toilet. I tell myself it's to save the world's potable water, but I know that's a lie.



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