What do you do if....

Panda

What do you do if an exotic bird sh!ts on your car?
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Report her to immigration.

Actually Bird poo on your windscreen is meant to be good luck...


/ double the good luck I 'spose if its a foreign bird...

oeNeo

That's bollox, how is it good luck? Surely it's bad luck.

I heard it's good luck if a bird shits on your head aswell. How? You have shit on your head. It's bad luck.

Good luck is finding money or something on the ground.

Practical

I agree with Man,
there's nothing better than having **** all over your windscreen everyday. Infact you could say its the only reason why I still exist in this cruel world.

GOD BLESS BIRD ****

Originally posted by Neo-
That's bollox, how is it good luck? Surely it's bad luck.

It's an expression.
Let me clarify.
It is said to bring you good luck.
Old wives tale, yes probably, but horses for courses then!

Obviously getting yourself covered in bird ****e is in itself an event of bad luck

mm

oeNeo

I don't care. If you just got shited on you're hardly going to go 'Ah it's alright, it's good luck', you're gonna get annoyed because you have shit on you.

cmon loike

Ah I know that, but the good luck may come... after the droppings have landed.

In fact I know someone who passed his exams after a bird dropped it's card on him and on his shirt.
Had done no work all year, so theres a grain of truth in it.

mm

Panda

no, no, no

ye've completely strayed off topic,
that was a bird joke.

ill stray for a bit myself tho, but only coz it was funny. I was walking to the pub one evening txtin someone and as i was walking under some trees an expert marksbird shat directly on my phones screen.

no luck involved.

patch

Well that was pretty lucky, it could have **** on your head.

oeNeo

Boh-oh-ul-ucks.

There's no luck involved, only bad luck. What are the odds of getting shat on? Not that big so it's bad luck if you do. Honestly.