Humourous.

FreaK_BrutheR

> Subject: Things you shouldn't say to the Police
>
> I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
> Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
> Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
> Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
> I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
> police officer.
> I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
> Bad cop! No doughnut!
> You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
> Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
> Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
> Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's
> nightstand.
> I pay your salary!
> So, uh, you on the take, or what?
> Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
> too!
> Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
> I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car
> around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
> What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
> Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my
> lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me
> to speed out of control.
> Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

Hecate

dammit i wish ppl would stop posting chain emails on these boards!