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Sorta funny

  • 30-10-2003 10:46pm
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    Jelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭


    Whats Mary short for?
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    She has no legs.



    What do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen?
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    Don't go out with her again!


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  • #2
    Jelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭Jelly


    Ok... I didn't mean to make a new topic I just meant to put it into the one liner jokes section. Im new to all this kinda stuff, and not doing well so far.


  • #3
    spooiirt!!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭spooiirt!!


    ahhhh youre not!


  • #4
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Hehe I liked the first one! It deserved a new thread imho:D


  • #5
    angelofdeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    nice1,

    eehhh fast newbie post, yay


  • #6
    sionnach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,543 ✭✭✭sionnach


    lol @ both :)


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  • #7
    Jelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭Jelly


    I hate halloween.
    There are stupid fireworks going off everywhere at the moment, my dogs are going crazy. There are stupid bloody kids knocking at my door all night, the house will probably be egged later and I don't want to go clubbing cos there will be a load of young ones dressed up as stupid little fairys.

    Bah Humbug!!


  • #8
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    before anyone asks... look at his post count


  • #9
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    hmm 2 joke in the wrong thread and the start of a journal.
    *Thinks about saying nothing so as not to offend Newbies spirit*
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    .....shít did I type that out loud.



    I actually made the same mistake with my first reply on boards, oh memories:rolleyes:


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