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the_syco · 29-10-2003 3:51pm #1

Leave all other threads alone, and spam this one instead. I'll start;

One day, a frog went out of the window, and hopped along to the...

Don1 · 29-10-2003 3:52pm

ESB sub-station were it got electrocuted and vapourised.

The End

loismustdie · 29-10-2003 3:57pm

it's not spam if its a thread for spam

anyway, after the frog died it decided never to hop anywhere again because it would be too dangerous so it bought an umbrella instead to learn to fly.....................

ShayK1 · 29-10-2003 4:04pm

then as it was flying through the sky it got sucked into a jet engine.........................

loismustdie · 29-10-2003 4:06pm

it was a neverending jet engine but the animal (can't remeber what it was) was a good flyer becuase he had practiced so much

ShayK1 · 29-10-2003 4:09pm

a neverending jet engine......... ok?????

The FROG which learned to fly so well was stuck in this engine for so long that the heat of the engine toasted it before it could died of hunger!

loismustdie · 29-10-2003 4:11pm

the lucky frog who didn't die of hunger flew off again and the following happened:

ShayK1 · 29-10-2003 4:16pm

he meet a beautiful little girl on the edge of a pond....................

loismustdie · 29-10-2003 4:20pm

he asked her for blue skins but she gave him blue skittles so even though he couldn't have a spliff, he still escaped dying of hunger

The_B_Man · 29-10-2003 4:21pm

u know them frogs that u can lick and get high? well wouldn't it be better if instead of frogs they were vaginas?

loismustdie · 29-10-2003 4:23pm

okik then, so the vagina eats its skittles and goes looking for skins...

ShayK1 · 29-10-2003 4:26pm

he then meets a strange guy drying a clio and asks "hey can you get me a quarter?" the Strange man in the clio says no but heres a spliff to keep you going

loismustdie · 29-10-2003 4:29pm

but before he takes the spliff, the clio guy tells him that he wants to lick him first

Don1 · 29-10-2003 4:34pm

Where would you like to lick me asked the Frog?

ShayK1 · 29-10-2003 4:41pm

its not a frog its a vagina!!!!

where can you like it???

loismustdie · 29-10-2003 4:43pm

like it/lick it?

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