CIA Assassin

irishgeo

Too drunk to ake out the >, sorry guys.
> The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background
checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists...2 men and
a
> woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one
of the men to
large
> metaldoor and handed him a gun.
> >> > > > >
> We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what
the
> circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your
wife sitting in a
Chair.
> "Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I
could
> >>never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then
you're not the right
man
for
> >>this job. Take our wife and go home."
> The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and
went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man
came
out
> with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill
my
> wife." The agent said,"You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife
and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions
to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
room. Shots were
> heard,one shot after another. They hear screaming,
crashing,
> banging on the walls.After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door
opened
> slowly and there stood
> the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This
gun is loaded
with
> blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
>
> Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

SpankyFart

lol

pretty easy to see the punchline coming though

^CwAzY^

Heard it before but I think it's funnier if you replace the 2 men with "Paddy Englishman" and "Paddy Scottishman" and the woman with "Paddy Irishman"

sionnach

Originally posted by ^CwAzY^
Heard it before but I think it's funnier if you replace the 2 men with "Paddy Englishman" and "Paddy Scottishman" and the woman with "Paddy Irishman"

agreed gr8 joke tho

Tyrrial

also heard that joke before.. still great.... indeed

de5p0i1er

I'll take that moral to heart.