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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    OMG WTF

    that's just priceless:D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    WOT1!11 OMG LOL BST THNG 3VER!1!!1! LOL ALMOST LIEK TOKNG 2 A REAL 12 YEAR OLD!!!11! OMG WTF BUT LES HAAD WRAKNG1!1!1 OMG WTF

    All it needs is an option to send it as an SMS... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    I LIEK 2 PLAY COUNTER STRIEK IT RUL3S11!!!!1 OMG WTF MA AND MAH MAETS AL PLAY IT BUT U WUDNT KNOW BY TEH WAY WA TOK!!11!! WTF LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    same could be said for tfc munch :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    TFC IS DA BST GME 3VER INVENTED!!!!1! OMG LOL NON3 RILLY PLAYS IT ANYMORA BUT TAHTS B/C THEYR3 AL GAY AND HOMOS11!1 WTF


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    OMG HI 2 U AEG S3X LOCATION PLZ!1111111 OMG WTF IM 13/F/NY AND IM W3ARNG A LITLE RED THONG111!!!11 WTF LOL WANT 2 CYBRS3X?!?!!! WTF LOL

    OMG HI 2 U AEG SEX LOCATION PLZ11!!! WTF IM 13/F/NY AND IM WEARNG A LITLE RED THONG1111! OMG WANT 2 CYBRSAX

    I??!?! WTF LOL LOV3 COUNTERSTRIEK B/C ITS SO REALISTIC
    LIEK!11!! WTF IF I RUN OUTSIED WAVNG $320 AROUND IN DA ARE WHOS 2 SAY TAHT AN AK47 WONT POP IN2 MAH HANDS
    AND??!!!??? OMG WTF DA WAY IF I RECEIEV A HE 2 TEH HAAD IN REAL LIEF ITS K B/C ITL ONLY DO 47 DMAEG!1!! WTF LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Zer0 found himself a job :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    Originally posted by Tellox
    OMG HI 2 U AEG S3X LOCATION PLZ!1111111 OMG WTF IM 13/F/NY AND IM W3ARNG A LITLE RED THONG111!!!11 WTF LOL WANT 2 CYBRS3X?!?!!! WTF LOL

    OMG HI 2 U AEG SEX LOCATION PLZ11!!! WTF IM 13/F/NY AND IM WEARNG A LITLE RED THONG1111! OMG WANT 2 CYBRSAX

    I??!?! WTF LOL LOV3 COUNTERSTRIEK B/C ITS SO REALISTIC
    LIEK!11!! WTF IF I RUN OUTSIED WAVNG $320 AROUND IN DA ARE WHOS 2 SAY TAHT AN AK47 WONT POP IN2 MAH HANDS
    AND??!!!??? OMG WTF DA WAY IF I RECEIEV A HE 2 TEH HAAD IN REAL LIEF ITS K B/C ITL ONLY DO 47 DMAEG!1!! WTF LOL

    now we need something to translate it back :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    [1850] <MUNCH_> U CS FANS RILLY GOT DA HANDBAGS OUT IN TAHT AOLSPAAK THR3AD ROREELELLFFLLOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    dusty... you hoe.

    [185916] <MUNCH_> U CS FANS RILLY GOT TEH HANDBAGS OUT IN TAHT AOLSPAAK THRAAD
    [18592] <DUSTY|WORKY> MAH TAXI IS HERE
    [185924] <MUNCH_> <WHIEN>TFC
    [185925] <DUSTY|WORKY> LOL MUNCH )
    [19035] <DUSTY|WORKY> HAHA
    [19037] <DUSTY|WORKY> L8R
    [19042] <DUSTY|WORKY> NU REPLY BTW
    [1904] ** QUITS DUSTY|WORKY (DUSTY_WOR@************)1!11 LOL (SIGNAD OF)

    Edit: interesting... it gave different results for the first line.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    i freestyled teh ending homie :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    I got really really really bored.


    bassday97: hey babe
    Tell0x: omghi2u
    bassday97: hey have u got a cam?
    Tell0x: mite, y?
    Tell0x: r u hard?
    bassday97: mite be :-)
    Tell0x: wat size is it again?
    bassday97: 8 inch when hard
    Tell0x: omg dats not as big as my bf but it'll do
    bassday97: ok
    Tell0x: HOW MANY PICS OF IT DO U HAEV
    bassday97: well i wana see ure cam first
    Tell0x: OK I HAEV 2 CHARGE DA BAT3REIS FIRST THOUGH ITL B READY IN 30MINS IL SHOW U IF I LIEK U ENOUGH
    bassday97: ok cool
    Tell0x: DO U HAEV A GIRLFREIND?!!!?? LOL
    bassday97: no
    Tell0x: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
    bassday97: heheh
    bassday97: so can i see ure cam on aim?
    Tell0x: IL DOWNLOAD YAHO WH3N DA BAT3REIS R CHARG3D
    bassday97: do it now
    Tell0x: I CANT MAH DAD IS DOWNLOADNG VIEDOS HE SAYS HEL B DON3 IN 25 MINUTES THOUGH
    bassday97: ok
    Tell0x: SO WUT AEG WAS DA U AND OLDAST GIRLS U 3VER HAD SEX WITH???!!!!!! OMG WTF
    bassday97: 18
    Tell0x: ONLY ONE???!?!??
    bassday97: 2
    Tell0x: TWO EIGHTEN YEAR OLDS?!???!?! WTF
    bassday97: yer
    Tell0x: WUT R U WAARNG RIGHT NOW??!!!
    bassday97: boxers and a tshirt
    Tell0x: IM WEARNG A PADAD BRA AND A R3D THONG
    bassday97: how bif are u tits.
    Tell0x: GUES
    bassday97: 34b
    Tell0x: NO 36CC
    bassday97: nice
    Tell0x: MAH BRA MAEKS THAM LOK LIEK 38D THOUGH
    bassday97: cool
    Tell0x: HOW MANY TIEMS A DAY DO U ****
    bassday97: once
    Tell0x: R U GONG 2 **** OVER MAH W3BCM????!? OMG WTF LOL I HOPA U DO
    bassday97: i will babe
    bassday97: how long now?
    Tell0x: TWENTY MINUT3S
    bassday97: ok
    Tell0x: R U 3XCIETD????!!!?! WTF R U ****NG RIGHT NOW??!??!?! OMG LOL
    bassday97: no
    Tell0x: Y NOT???!?!!?! OMG
    bassday97: cus i need to see some acttion first
    Tell0x: WUD U HAEV SAX WIT M3??!!?
    bassday97: yer
    Tell0x: D3SCRIEB HOW U WUD FUK M311!!1!1!
    bassday97: i would strip u naked and kiss ure body all over
    bassday97: then i would lick u out and lick ure pussy and tits
    bassday97: then i would **** y
    Tell0x: OMG IM FNGERNG MYSELF
    bassday97: cool
    Tell0x: DID U 3VAR SE A GIRL MAH AEG NAEKD BFOR3?!?!?!?
    bassday97: no
    Tell0x: WUT WAS TEH YUNGEST U SEN NAEKD IN A PIC??!?!??!? OMG
    bassday97: 14
    Tell0x: WAS SHE HOT?!???!?!?
    bassday97: a lil
    Tell0x: DID U **** OV3R H3R???!??
    bassday97: no
    bassday97: u ready yet ?
    Tell0x: Y NOT?!!!!!!!!
    bassday97: ok i ddi
    Tell0x: NO ANOTH3R FIFTEN MINUTAS
    bassday97: k
    Tell0x: HOW GOD DID IT FEL??!!?!!
    bassday97: it was ok
    Tell0x: DID U KNOW DA GIRL??????!!? DID SHE LET U TAEK TEH PICTURAS??!?? OMG DID U HAEV SEX WIT H3R???!?????
    bassday97: she got naked onthe cam
    Tell0x: COL DID U SAEV TEH PICTURES????!!!!
    bassday97: it was live on the webcam
    Tell0x: U SHUD HAEV SAEVD TEH PICTUR3S I CUD HAEV PRINT3D THEM AND HOLDED THAM UP N3XT 2 ME NAEKD AND U CUD PIK WHICH ONE OF US LOKS BTER
    bassday97: hehe
    Tell0x: WUT SIEZ W3RE HER TITS
    bassday97: smaller than ures
    Tell0x: DID SHA SHOW U H3R FANY
    bassday97: no
    Tell0x: DID U SHOW HER UR DIK
    bassday97: no
    Tell0x: WIL U SHOW ME UR DIK
    bassday97: i mite
    bassday97: if my cam will work
    Tell0x: CAN U DASCRIEB U 2 ME PLZ
    bassday97: i have brown hair blue eye 6' tall nice body nice **** good muscles
    Tell0x: COL IM BLONDE 5FT 2 36CC AND SLIM BUILD
    bassday97: nice
    bassday97: how long now?
    Tell0x: DOWN 2 MAH AS I LOVA IT WH3N P3OPL3 PLAY WIT IT BCOZ SOMETIEMS THEY RUB MAH AS AND TAHT RILLY TURNS M3 ON!1111
    bassday97: cool
    Tell0x: WUD U LIEK 2 PLAY WIT MAH AS?!?!!?! WUD U LIEK 2 FUK IT?!!?!!!!
    bassday97: u must be ready now
    Tell0x: MAH CHARGER SAYS THRE MINUTES
    bassday97: use it now it will work
    Tell0x: NOIT HAS 2 B FULY CHARGAD OR ALSA IT DOESNT TURN ON11111! SO WUD U LIEK 2 FUK MAH ASS???!!
    bassday97: ok
    bassday97: mite
    Tell0x: DESCRIEB 2 MA HOW U FUK MAH AS AND THEN IL SET UP MAH WEBCM
    bassday97: i would get u to kneel down and put ure head on a pillow then i would lube up and stuck my **** in ure ass
    Tell0x: O BFORE W3 CONTINU3 ON3 THNG -
    bassday97: wot
    Tell0x: well,basicly, Im 16 and male, and Im out for a few laughs, and you provided OH SO many of them, I must say. I thank you!

    And So the mockery may live in our hearts forever;
    *url to another forum where I posted it*
    bassday97: ???
    bassday97: nie one m8 lol
    Tell0x: cheers.
    bassday97: :P
    Tell0x: Dear god you are gullable.
    Tell0x: really.
    Tell0x: And I wouldnt use that sn any more, seeing as the amount of antichild**** reps that are going to tap you!
    bassday97: see the thing is i had u all along thanks to the wonders of ip adress tracjing
    Tell0x: go ahead then, whats my IP?
    bassday97 signed off at 1:34:36 AM.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,276 ✭✭✭damnyanks


    I WUD LIEK 2 SAY TAHT TEH WEBSIET WAS A WAST3 OF TIEM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    AL UR BAESS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Y WUD ANYON3 BOTHER TBH!1!1!1 WTF GRMMATICAL SKILS HAEV GON3 DOWN TEH DRANE OV3R DA PREVIOUS3 FEW Y3ARS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS TEH QU3STION
    WH3TH3R TIS NOBLAR IN TEH MIND 2 DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNE
    OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
    AND BY OPOSNG END THAM 2 DEI 2 SLEP
    NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WA TEH HEART-ACHE AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
    TAHT FLASH IS HAIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
    DAVOUTLY 2 B WISHD!11!!1 WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP
    2 SLEP P3RCHANC3 2 DRAM AEY THEYRE TEH RUB
    FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DR3MS MAY COME
    WHAN WE HAEV SHUFLED OF THIS MORTAL COIL1
    MUST GIEV US PAUSA!!1! OMG LOL THEIR TEH R3SPECT
    TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
    FOR WHO WUD BAR TEH WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TEH OPR3SORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS DA PANGS OF DISPRIZD LOVE DA LAWS TEH INSOLENC3 OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS
    TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS
    WH3N HE HIMSALF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN??!??!!? OMG WTF WHO WUD FARDLES BAR67
    2 GRUNT AND SWEAT UND3R A W3ARY LIEF -
    BUT TAHT DA DRAAD OF SOMETHNG AFT3R DA UNDISCOVER3D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN8
    NO TRAEVLER RETURNS PUZL3S TEH WIL
    AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOS3 ILS WA HAEV
    THAN FLY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF
    THUS11!1! WTF LOL CONSCEINCE DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
    AND THUS TEH NATIEV HUA OF R3SOLUTION
    IS SIKLEID O3R WIT TEH PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
    AND ENT3RPRIESS OF GRAAT PITCH AND WIT THIS R3GARD THEYRE CURANTS TURN AWRY
    AND LOSE DA NM3 OF ACTION.
    111!!1!!!!11


    *Shakespeare turns in grave*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    I HAEV A DRAM TAHT ONE DAY THIS NATION WIL RIES UP AND LIEV OUT TEH TRUE MAANNG OF ITS CRED WA HOLD TH3S3 TRUTHS 2 B SALF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD AQUAL!!1!1 WTF LOL I HAEV A DREM TAHT ONA DAY ON TEH RED HILS OF G3ORGIA TEH SONS OF FORMER SLAEVS AND TEH SONS OF FORMER SLAEVOWNERS WIL B ABL3 2 SIT DOWN 2GETHER AT A TABLE OF BROTH3RHOD111!!111 WTF LOL I HAEV A DR3M TAHT ONE DAY AV3N TEH STAET OF MISISIPI A DAS3RT STAET SWELT3RNG WIT DA HEAT OF INJUSTIEC AND OPR3SION WIL B TRANSFORMED IN2 AN OASIS OF FREDOM AND JUSTIEC11!!! OMG WTF I HAEV A DRAM TAHT MAH FOUR CHILDR3N WIL ONE DAY LIEV IN A NATION WH3RE TH3Y WIL NOT B JUDGED BY DA COLOR OF THEYRE SKIN BUT BY DA CONTENT OF THERE CHARACTER1!1!1!! OMG WTF I HAEV A DREM 2DAY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    IM PROUD 2 COM3 2 THIS CITY AS TEH GU3ST OF UR DISTNGUISHAD MAYOR WHO HAS SYMBOLIESD THROUGHOUT TEH WORLD DA FIGHTNG SPIRIT OF WEST BRLIN!1!!1!! WTF

    AND IM PROUD 2 VISIT TEH FED3RAL REPUBLIC WIT UR DISTNGUISHAD CHANCELOR WHO FOR SO MANY YAARS HAS COMIT3D GARMANY 2 DEMOCRACY AND FREDOM AND PROGR3S AND 2 COM3 HER3 IN TEH COMPANY OF MAH FELOW M3RICAN G3NARAL CLAY WHO HAS BAN IN THIS CITY DURNG ITS GRAAT MOM3NTS OF CRISIS AND WIL COME AGANE IF EVER NEDAD111!11 WTF

    TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO TEH PROUDEST BOAST WAS CIVIS ROMANUS SUM1!!!1!! 2DAY IN TEH WORLD OF FREDOM DA PROUD3ST BOAST IS ICH BIN AIN BRLIENR11!! WTF LOL


  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 19,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    ITS INSAEN IN TEH MAMBRAEN

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    ....I think I must be on the wrong planet.... :confused:

    Mike.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    WA SHAL GO ON 2 TEH END W3 SHAL FIGHT IN FRANCA WE SHAL FIGHT ON DA S3AS AND OC3ANS W3 SHAL FIGHT WIT GROWNG CONFIEDNCE AND GROWNG STRENGTH IN TEH ARE WE SHAL DEFEND OUR ISLAND WUT DA COST MAY B WE SHAL FIGHT ON TEH BACHES WE SHAL FIGHT ON DA LANDNG GROUNDS W3 SHAL FIGHT IN TEH FEILDS AND IN DA STRETS WE SHAL FIGHT IN TEH HILS WA SHAL N3VAR SURENDER


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭charlie_says


    DEPLY DIPY ABOUT MAH CONSTANT CONSTIPATION

    JESUS!!!!!1!! LOL THIS IS FUN


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,085 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    To make it better, it should translate all greetings into "a/s/l?" :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭technobob


    BOARDSEI
    !!!!111 OMG LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 278 ✭✭aine


    TAHT IS CLASIC11!!!1!1 WTF WAL WORTH TEH GIGLA..ITS11!1!11!11!!1!!1!11!!!!!1!1 OMG LOL FUNY COZ ITS TRUA.A!1!11!!11!!!!!!!!1!1 OMG LOL 12Y3AR OLD KID I BABYSIT FOR TEXTS EXACTLY LIEK TAHT1!111 WTF I WISH U CUD GET A TRANSLA2R 2 WORK BAKWARD!!1!!11 WTF


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 801 ✭✭✭dod


    Top Class.
    FOUR SCORE AND S3VEN YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS
    CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 TEH
    PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD EQUAL!11!!11! WTF NOW WA R 3NGAEGD IN
    A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WHETH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO
    CONCAIEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG ENDURA1!!1111 OMG LOL WA R M3T ON A GREAT
    BATLAFEILD OF TAHT WAR!1!!1! OMG LOL W3 HAEV COME 2 D3DICAET A PORTION OF
    TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL RESTNG-PLAEC FOR THOSE WHO HAR3 GAEV THERE
    LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV!!!!111 IT IS AL2GETHAR FITNG AND
    PROP3R TAHT W3 SHUD DO THIS!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL BUT IN A LARGAR S3NS3 WE CANOT
    DADICAET W3 CANOT CONSACRAET W3 CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND1!!!111 DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND D3AD WHO STRUGLED H3R3 HAEV CONS3CRAETD
    IT FAR ABOV3 OUR POR POWER 2 AD OR DETRACT1!!1!! OMG DA WORLD WIL
    LITLE NOTA NOR LONG RAM3MBR WUT WE SAY HER3 BUT IT CAN NEVAR
    FORG3T WT DID HARA111!!!1! WTF LOL IT IS FOR US DA LIVNG RATHER 2 B
    DEDICAETD H3R3 2 DA UNFINISHED WORK WHICH THEY WHO FOUGHT HERE
    HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANCAD!1!! IT IS RATHER FOR US 2 B HER3
    DEDICAETD 2 TEH GR3AT TASK REMANENG BFORA US-TAHT FROM TH3S3
    HONOR3D DEAD WA TAEK INCREAESD D3VOTION 2 TAHT CAUS3 FOR WHICH
    THEY GAEV DA LAST FUL MEASURA OF DAVOTION-TAHT WA HAR3 HIGHLY
    R3SOLVE TAHT THASA D3AD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS
    NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT
    GOVARNMANT OF DA PEOPL3 BY DA PEOPLE FOR DA PEOPLE SHAL
    NOT P3RISH FROM TEH AARTH1!11 OMG WTF


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Originally posted by Tellox
    I got really really really bored.
    /B]

    Ah it's all very:

    kissandtell.jpg

    But the AoL twist was fresh and made me laugh. Lowtax would be proud ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Ike Eisenhower's Order of the Day, June 6th, 1944, 12 year old AOLer style

    SOLDEIRS SALEORS AND AREMEN OF TEH ALEID EXPEDITIONARY FORCES U R ABOUT 2 EMBARK UPON TEH GRAAT CRUSAED 2WARD WHICH W3 HAEV STRIEVN THASA MANY MONTHS1!111 LOL TEH EYES OF DA WORLD R UPON U1!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH HOPES AND PRAEYRS OF LIEBRTY-LOVNG P3OPLE EV3RYWH3RE MARCH WIT U11!!!!1 WTF LOL IN COMPANY WIT OUR BRAEV ALEIS AND BROTH3RS-IN-ARMS ON OTH3R FRONTS U WIL BRNG ABOUT DA D3STRUCTION OF DA G3RMAN WAR MACHIEN DA ELIMINATION OF NAZI TYRANY OVER OPRES3D P3OPL3S OF EUROPA AND S3CURITY FOR OURSALV3S IN A FRE WORLD1!111! OMG WTF LOL U WIL BRNG ABOUT DA DASTRUCTION OF TEH GERMAN WAR MACHIEN TEH 3LIMINATION OF NAZI TYRANY OVER DA OPRES3D P3OPLES OF 3UROPA AND SECURITY FOR OURS3LVES IN A FRE WORLD!111!11! WTF UR TASK WIL NOT B AN EASY ONE!!111 UR MAH IS WEL TRANEED WEL EQUIPAD AND BATLA-HARD3NED!!!!! OMG WTF H3 WIL FIGHT SAVAEGLY1!1111!

    BUT THIS IS TEH YAAR 194!11! MUCH HAS HAP3NED SINCE TEH NAZI TRIUMPHS OF 1940-411!!!!!!1 WTF TEH UNIETD NATIONS HAEV INFICT3D UPON TEH GERMANS GR3AT D3F3AT IN OPEN BATL3 MAN 2 MAN1!!!! WTF LOL OUR ARE OFENSIEV HAS SARIOUSLY RADUCED THEYRE STRENGTH IN DA ARE AND THEYRE CAPACITY 2 WAEG WAR ON DA GROUND1!!11 OMG

    OUR HOM3 FRONTS HAEV GIEVN US AN OV3RWHELMNG SUP3RIORITY IN WAAPONS AND MUNITIONS OF WAR AND PLAECD AT OUR DISPOSAL GRAAT R3SERVAS OF TRANEAD FIGHTNG MEN11!!1! WTF DA TIED HAS TURNED1111 OMG DA FRE MEN OF TEH WORLD R MARCHNG 2GETHER 2 VIC2RY!!1111 WTF I HAEV FUL CONFIEDNCE IN UR COURAEG D3VOTION 2 DUTY AND SKIL IN BATLA!111!!1 WTF

    W3 WIL ACAPT NOTHNG L3S THAN FUL VIC2RY!1!!1! OMG

    GOD LUK AND LET US AL BSECH DA BLESNGS OF ALMIGHTY GOD UPON THIS GRAAT AND NOBLE UNDERTAKNG11!1!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    LOL THIS RULAS1!!!!1! OMG LOL ITD B SO MUCH BT3R IF U CUD S3ND IT AS A SMS THOUGH..IL1!!!1!!!11111111!11!!!!1!!1 OMG GIEV SOMEON3 A TENER IF TH3Y MAEK IT IN2 ON3 OF THAM!!!11! WH3N I G3T RILLY BORED IMM GONA PUT IN A LOAD OF V3RS3S OR SCENES OR WUT FROM A SHAEKSPARE PLAY!11!11 HAH.!11111!!!!111!!1 OMG


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭Littletinyman


    We've got a bunch of farmers over here, milking every last drop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭avatar


    and now, Radiohead lyrics in 1337 speak!!!!

    U DO IT 2 UR U DO AND TAHTS WUT RILLY HURTS U DO IT 2 UR JUST U U AND NO-ON3 ALSA U DO IT 2 UR - JUST


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭avatar


    and for my next trick, the famous 'Ezekiel 25:17' speech from Pulp Fiction!

    DA PATH OF TEH RIGHTEOUS MAN IS BSAT ON AL SIEDS BY DA IENQUITEIS OF DA SELFISH AND DA TYRANY OF 3VIL MEN!!!!!11 BLESED IS HA WHO IN TEH NMA OF CHARITY AND GOD WIL SHEPHERDS DA WAAK THROUGH TEH VALEY OF DARKNAS FOR HE IS TRUALY HIS BROTHERS KEP3R AND DA FIND3R OF LOST CHILDR3N!11!1 AND I WIL STRIEK DOWN UPON THE WIT GREAT VANG3ANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO ATEMPT 2 POISON AND D3STROY MAH BROTHARS1!11 OMG LOL AND U WIL KNOW MAH NM3 IS TEH LORD WHEN I LAY MAH VANGAANC3 UPON THE11!!1 OMG WTF LOL

    SO much better than the original, don't you think?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    OMFG I CANT 3V3N READ THIS **** ANYMORE IT MAEKS NO SENSE 2 MA ANYMORA:ninja:

    -ANGALOFD3ATH


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