Poll- Who would you choose as president of Ireland?

stormkeeper · 23-10-2003 10:32pm #1

A friend of mine is doing a school project, and wanted to see what Irish people thought of this particular line up, and who would they choose. Comments are optional. Just to let you know, these are all actual choices (however offensive they may seem).

stormkeeper · 23-10-2003 10:46pm

Btw, for the record... It seems my friend's class chose all those particular individuals. These were also picked based on their odds to win in a global field rather then their value as a leader.

Would be interesting to see who actually gets the highest votes though....

Mossy Monk · 23-10-2003 11:54pm

none of the above tbh

GuanYin · 23-10-2003 11:56pm

Ecksor or Devore should be in there.

I think a benevolent dictatorship/military state is the only type that really works.

cournioni · 23-10-2003 11:59pm

Ian Paisley.

Paddy20 · 24-10-2003 12:01am

Has your friends school got high walls and armed guards protecting the world from its pupils and teachers ?..

P.:ninja:

Redshift · 24-10-2003 12:18am

DeVore for President:) IMO None of the above are suited at all if I had to pick one it would be Bill Clinton on tha basis that he likes Ireland and has Irish connections.

Goodshape · 24-10-2003 12:31am

From that absolutely abysmal line up I think I would choose Koffy Annian, on the basis that the rest of them are just far too shıte.

Plus I reckon Koffy's got some mystical powers or something. Definitely a lock of the 'awl force in em anyway... always just standing there, smiling ever-so-slightly. He's short too....

Very Yoda altogether.

misswex · 24-10-2003 8:23am

Picked Bill Clinton - the best of a bad group!!!

SoundWave · 24-10-2003 9:17am

why is there no Dustin the Turkey option?.....
i demand one.

theciscokid · 24-10-2003 10:00am

shigeru , cause we'd all get proper release dates then!

aodh_rua · 24-10-2003 10:05am

I worry about your friend's classmates if that's the line-up they picked.

elexes · 24-10-2003 10:42am

larry flint (sp) .imo hes got a very strong opinion and is always willing to fight for what he believes in . i dont care about his porn mag but the things hes done for what hes believed show his level of commitment

Winters · 24-10-2003 11:08am

DeVore for president!

Big Chief · 24-10-2003 11:20am

Originally posted by aodh_rua
I worry about your friend's classmates if that's the line-up they picked.

my sentiments exactly

wheres the none of the above option or other?

or to be perfectly honest i couldnt care less so i voted osama..

maybe he would train up the skangers to become suicide bombers, or send them off to some war where they might actually be useful.

the Guru · 24-10-2003 11:24am

Bill Clinton
beacuse the rest of them are c*nts

stormkeeper · 24-10-2003 10:07pm

Originally posted by Paddy20
Has your friends school got high walls and armed guards protecting the world from its pupils and teachers ?..

P.:ninja:

My friend lives in Canada... I'm not sure if that explains anything though....

On a side-note, it seems the person who I predicted would be first, is first, I can't remember who I said would be second though...

stormkeeper · 24-10-2003 10:08pm

Originally posted by Big Chief
my sentiments exactly

wheres the none of the above option or other?

or to be perfectly honest i couldnt care less so i voted osama..

maybe he would train up the skangers to become suicide bombers, or send them off to some war where they might actually be useful.

Hmm... I should have asked about that actually, but I guess as it's part of his school project, I'm not sure if that option would be included... I could be wrong though.

Kold · 25-10-2003 4:33pm

Shigaru Miyamoto... cos then we could walk down the street, break pots and find money in them, walk into peoples houses and search through their closets and plumbers would have much more interesting lives

less shagging ur missus tho...

Gearoid · 25-10-2003 6:11pm

Don't think Osama's a good choice we'd never be able to track him down to do his presidential functions-No put him in the Army, he'd show them how to attack a country without even using standard military weapons! very cost effective!

cournioni · 25-10-2003 8:04pm

Originally posted by the Guru
Bill Clinton
beacuse the rest of them are c*nts

Clinton must be fairly friendly towards them then so...

El Marco · 25-10-2003 10:01pm

Hehe, yeh got a giggle out of me PORNAPSTER.

Bard · 26-10-2003 2:30am

I chose Schwarzanegger. I know not why.

unkel · 26-10-2003 3:14am

Originally posted by Redshift
it would be Bill Clinton on tha basis that he likes Ireland and has Irish connections.

And he likes his cigars :cool:

andrew163 · 26-10-2003 4:11am

DEVORE FOR BENEVOLANT DICTATOR!!! *waves big sign in the air*

Cake Fiend · 26-10-2003 4:30am

I don't remember Miyamoto ever being head of Nintendo.

yellum · 26-10-2003 10:36am

Clinton for President, again. Phoenix Park would be so much more fun. Theres no Atari Jaguar for President option though

ferdi · 26-10-2003 11:08am

BUSH!!!

it would take him out of the white house from where he is fucking the world over and put him in the phonix park in a pretty much powerless position.

stormkeeper · 26-10-2003 5:02pm

I was thinking of putting in Atari Jaguar, but this isn't really my poll to make, as such. I promise to put it in next time. All the same, if you want to vote for Atari Jaguar, just put it in a reply, along with someone in the above list (or not at all, if you think the other choices pale in comparison to the almighty Atari Jaguar

)

Edit: I can't spell today... Hopefully, no one saw my 2 typos

Vader · 26-10-2003 5:21pm

Vote Vader for origional policies that appeal to the select grassroot conservatives of the new millenium.:D
I'll house the homless, balance the books, attract business, get rid of knackers, shoot paddy.......and cut down on violent crime.:D
I'll house the homless, teach the toughtless, clean the smelly and shoe the footless.:D

SantaHoe · 26-10-2003 10:22pm

Voted for Clinton, and holy mother of God @ your sig image vader... ta me uber speechless.

sceptre · 26-10-2003 10:25pm

Originally posted by ferdi
BUSH!!!

it would take him out of the white house from where he is fucking the world over and put him in the phonix park in a pretty much powerless position.

Oh crap, I didn't even think of that. Can I change my vote?

Cue the Lesser Bush's first day at his new job:

"Er, this article 26. Do I get a free missile button with that?"

"You mean I gotta talk to the Council of State before doing this? This sucks and blows"

"What, you little leprechauns have no death penalty? Whaddya do to have fun around here?"

"Refuse a dissolution of the... aw crap. Don't I have any actual power? Can't we invade Rockall or something? They gotta have some oil there"

"Sugar, get me the Secret Service. Yeah, all three of them. One of them has to know who this Michael Collins fella was. Oh yeah, and who killed him. Was it this Eeee-amooon deee val-aara dude?"

"I gotta get permission from the government before leaving the country? Screw that. Book me on a flight to whatever the nearest country is. And get my gun. I'm going deer hunting"

Graemo · 27-10-2003 3:21pm

Has to be Aiden Walshe. Emperor of all eagles, Master of the Universe.

Shinji · 27-10-2003 5:32pm

Miyamoto was never head of Nintendo - he is currently the company's creative director and has been for a very long time.

I voted for him, on the grounds that he's an intelligent, articulate and creative guy who's very funny and interesting, and wouldn't know an ulterior political agenda if one bit him in the backside.

LegacyUser · 27-10-2003 9:06pm

Originally posted by Shinji
Miyamoto was never head of Nintendo - he is currently the company's creative director and has been for a very long time.

I voted for him, on the grounds that he's an intelligent, articulate and creative guy who's very funny and interesting, and wouldn't know an ulterior political agenda if one bit him in the backside.

here here, how did bill clinton top this poll, are ye all a bunch of plebs or wha, yea redshift, vote 4 bill cause he likes ireland rotflmao, i like women please make me govnor of the womens prison ha ha ha

scuzzy · 28-10-2003 9:13pm

CHAVEZ, CHAVEZ, CHAVEZ!!!

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