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Why women are the enemy.

  • 23-10-2003 5:48pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    You know something.

    Chicks have no idea, how easy they have it.
    Blokes making passes at them all the time (considering said chick is even marginally attractive) whereas for a man you have to work so much harder.

    Men, don't flirt with women only to get attention but, the vast majority of women I know, do.

    I have to laugh, since I know women who say things like "Oh I can go weeks without having a ride".

    Haha. Here, have a medal. For me, I have to go out to pubs, get rat arsed and sleep with women I otherwise wouldn't touch with a pole.

    Do I have women from work inviting me places?

    Well yes but, none of the one's "I" fancy.

    bah Do gays have it any easier maybe I should try that for a while

    But, right here in my office, there are women who are constantly hit on not so for the men.

    Plus I'm sick to death of random sex with people I don't know even though I'm mostly safe it's never safe... and moreover, never regular and riding drunk chicks who's name I can't remember lost it's appeal when I turned 16.
    Going down on an girl implies ! safe sex... duh!

    Seriously.

    I'm sure if I was a chick I'd be a man hating dyke.

    Oh well back to my empty apartment.

    The last time I had a normal relationship was like five years ago

    Since then it's been these one sided affairs, or just one night stands.

    Oh god I need to cut down on caffeine.

    All this used to be different, before I became a computer nerd. Then again, I rode who I pleased and treated my girlfriends like dirt and years later, it would seem rightly so.

    I'm seriously thinking of going back to being a drop-out rocker type, smoking dope all day and *gasp*, having a fulfilling sex life.

    Chicks like that sort of stuff, they say they don't, but, chicks always end up with biker-types or guys with money, unless said chick is totally unattractive and has to take what she can get.

    Maybe that sounds slightly derogatory, I guess I'm just frustrated, upset and lonely.

    I honestly think I'm going to end up
    A) Gay.
    B) Married to some chick that was easy to have, as opposed to some chick I was in love with.
    C) Old, alone, wilted, bitter, regretful bachelor.

    I wouldn't be so bitter if all women weren't such bitches!


    And yes... I'm posting unreg (got a problem with it?)

    Sue me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭patch


    LoL....
    I take it you just discovered that chick you have the hot's for in the office has a boyfriend already? :p


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 1,735 Mod ✭✭✭✭star gazer


    A lot of what you say could be put the opposite way and it would be a lonely girl saying her piece. eg. No woman chats up men, opposite it's frustrating not being able to make the first move (either by tradition or lack of confidence).

    This world doesn't always work like it does in the movies, we don't all live happily ever after, but must compromise and struggle to make something of the little patch on this world that we call our own.

    There wouldn't be any procreation in this country without alcohol. maybe that's too much to say but it's not far off from describing how most couples connect for the first time.

    As for hating women, maybe you'll get over it when you see that cute one smile back at you and seem like the most beautiful woman in the world. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭b3t4


    Originally posted by ManHater
    Chicks have no idea, how easy they have it.
    Blokes making passes at them all the time (considering said chick is even marginally attractive) whereas for a man you have to work so much harder.

    Being hit on all the time isn't all its cracked up to be. It fu<king annoying at times to say the least. Sometimes you just want to go unnoticed.

    Men, don't flirt with women only to get attention but, the vast majority of women I know, do.

    The vast majority of Men flirt for sex.

    Haha. Here, have a medal. For me, I have to go out to pubs, get rat arsed and sleep with women I otherwise wouldn't touch with a pole.

    Nobody *has* to do anything they don't want to do. If you choose to go out and get "rat arsed" and fu<k the nearest female then that is your battle and nothing to do with women.

    Well yes but, none of the one's "I" fancy.

    Nobody gets everything they want in life. Deal with it.

    Chicks like that sort of stuff, they say they don't, but, chicks always end up with biker-types or guys with money, unless said chick is totally unattractive and has to take what she can get.

    In all fairness there are more types of guys out there than biker-types and guys with money and those guys have managed to get the girls.
    I guess I'm just frustrated, upset and lonely.

    This appears to be your problem not women. When you feel like the above then nothings good about anything and it's always easier to have something to blame it on.

    I wouldn't be so bitter if all women weren't such bitches!

    Think about it this way. The most common thing between all these women you've been with is *you*. Ever thought that maybe it's a case of you and not them being at fault.

    Life's too short to be thinking too much.

    Best wishes,
    A.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Adrian


    u should think a bout going on that show on tv where they get you in shape to get a girl. Think its on utv or channel 4. U gotta go to England though.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by ManHater
    Old, alone, wilted, bitter, regretful bachelor

    that's exactly what will happen while you continue to think the way you do


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Originally posted by b3t4
    Being hit on all the time isn't all its cracked up to be. It fu<king annoying at times to say the least. Sometimes you just want to go unnoticed.

    Ah yes, but any time you feel horny or lonely....
    For us blokes... it's just tough huh?
    The vast majority of Men flirt for sex.

    Yah. That's what it's about... you flirt because you feel amoursly attracted to someone.., not becuase you have some self servile desire to be noticed.
    Or at least, thats how it works for me... since I don't lead girls on... a practice I'm seriously reconsidering, in the cause of getting laid, when it suits me.


    Haha. Here, have a medal. For me, I have to go out to pubs, get rat arsed and sleep with women I otherwise wouldn't touch with a pole.

    Nobody *has* to do anything they don't want to do. If you choose to go out and get "rat arsed" and fu<k the nearest female then that is your battle and nothing to do with women.

    Interesting. The alternative, is no sex at all, and since it's not a style of amourous relations I would choose ideally, the logic is, one is driven to it, n'est pas?

    Well yes but, none of the one's "I" fancy.

    Nobody gets everything they want in life. Deal with it.

    Are you a man hater?

    Chicks like that sort of stuff, they say they don't, but, chicks always end up with biker-types or guys with money, unless said chick is totally unattractive and has to take what she can get.

    In all fairness there are more types of guys out there than biker-types and guys with money and those guys have managed to get the girls.

    Name them.

    I'm saying there are two basic sorts of man
    Outlaw rebel/Rocker and Richie/Suit.
    Women go for one or the other, or to put it another way... a man to annoy daddy or a man to please daddy.
    Simple Freudian stuff.
    I guess I'm just frustrated, upset and lonely.

    This appears to be your problem not women. When you feel like the above then nothings good about anything and it's always easier to have something to blame it on.

    Strange, since I'm quite sucessful in my job, I have great career prospects and I keep in shape and have been told I'm good looking.

    No... no, it's mostly the lack of female accompanyment in my life and the implication of going to the pub (as a hobby) in order to meet one sufficiently inebriated, so as to overcome the usual complete and utter rejection-paradigm, that accomanys male-female interpersonal relations in every other situation where one would seek to make inappriopiate passes.

    I'm venting... probably.


    I wouldn't be so bitter if all women weren't such bitches!

    Think about it this way. The most common thing between all these women you've been with is *you*. Ever thought that maybe it's a case of you and not them being at fault.
    The most common thing is me.
    hmm.

    I'd admit some culpability, however... my apartment is still empty and, umm, this entire disaster of personal relationships has been happening to me, since I stoped being a biker-type prick and turned into a hard working, sensitive 90s man.
    I'm thinking, my life would be easier, if I just went back to using women.
    Besides, I get used and abused enough by, "worldly" (read condescending) chicks (due to bending over backwards to be a 90s man), that to be honest I think that new-man stuff is a load of it.

    Back to basics, as John Major and Edwina Curry would say.
    Life's too short to be thinking too much.

    Best wishes,
    A.

    You have a phone number?
    :wink:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    ManHater
    you sound extreemly like someone I know from this board, if you know me, then perhaps I am correct,
    I would suggest you post less like yourself ;)

    If you don't know what I'm talking about, ignore above comments
    B


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    Chicks like that sort of stuff, they say they don't, but, chicks always end up with biker-types or guys with money, unless said chick is totally unattractive and has to take what she can get.
    \o/
    Great for me i guess....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Originally posted by Doodee
    \o/
    Great for me i guess....

    which one are you?

    BAck o ntopic: maybe you should ask yourself why your attracted to this type of woman?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,030 ✭✭✭smiaras


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Originally posted by ManHater
    You know something.

    Chicks have no idea, how easy they have it.

    If man and woman swap bodies for one day (heh, lets say a month actually...) I'm pretty confident that they'd be dying to get their old self back again in no time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse



    I honestly think I'm going to end up
    A) Gay.
    B) Married to some chick that was easy to have, as opposed to some chick I was in love with.
    C) Old, alone, wilted, bitter, regretful bachelor.

    How about option (D) Sex change.

    Seeing as how you think women have it easy and all?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,666 ✭✭✭Imposter


    Originally posted by ManHater
    No... no, it's mostly the lack of female accompanyment in my life and the implication of going to the pub (as a hobby) in order to meet one sufficiently inebriated, so as to overcome the usual complete and utter rejection-paradigm, that accomanys male-female interpersonal relations in every other situation where one would seek to make inappriopiate passes.

    Now that's funny.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    "I think we got us a sow here".

    "Squeal piggy boy".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭b3t4


    Originally posted by ManHater
    Ah yes, but any time you feel horny or lonely....
    For us blokes... it's just tough huh?

    Just last night I had to deal with some guy's idea of flirting. I had gone to the ATM to get credit and this guy decides to smack and grap my a$s cause he felt like it. He then started to jeer on this guy to "feel me up" at which point I had to turn around to confront them. His reaction was to laugh and sing with his friends. I know he was drunk but this really upset me.

    Another time on O Connell street this guy thought that he would try to chat me up. I was obviously not interested yet he continued to follow me down O Connell street. I had no idea whether this guy was going to leave me alone or not. Started to panic a little when I couldn't find the pub I was meeting friends in.

    Another time I was on a bus and this guy who was out of his head on drugs (his pupils were dilated) tried to chat me up. The things he said were nice yes but all I wanted to do was sit in the bus in peace. I tried to ignore him but that only annoyed him.

    It's not so easy being a girl.

    Are you a man hater?

    Simple answer to this is no. I've had my moments yes but then I remind myself that the best friends I have in this world are men. I find male friends to be alot more loyal than female. I do sympathise with men as I hear alot from my friends with regards how they are being treated by them.
    a man to annoy daddy or a man to please daddy.

    I've never chosen my boyfriends on this basis. I always treat everyone on an individual basis. It's always more interesting that way.
    since I stoped being a biker-type prick and turned into a hard working, sensitive 90s man.

    could you not just try being yourself and not all these different things. It'd be easier on you and the women who you choose to go out with. Also do you really want to go out with someone who you have to change for?? I am always just me when I'm with anyone. Guys tend to find this hard to deal with at first and then they find it a tad refreshing.

    There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. We each have our faults. You haven't met the right woman that's all and I can tell you that you aren't much different to alot of people out there. Everything takes time. Not all women are as "evil" as you make us out to be.

    A.

    (edited to fix quote tags)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Walls


    Women are the enemy because twats like you are easy to see though. You seem to be complaining that you aren't sexually attractive. Why is that anyone else's problem?

    So women aren't sexually available enough, that makes them bad? That makes us smart, idiot, and that won't change just because you whine about us. I suggest you become that biker outlaw and sail off into the sunset. :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 1,735 Mod ✭✭✭✭star gazer


    I've never chosen my boyfriends on this basis. I always treat everyone on an individual basis. It's always more interesting that way.
    b3t4

    It's a sub-conscious decision, not conscious. If you want to reply in kind, just talk about Oedipus and what men look for. :)
    Women are the enemy because twats like you are easy to see though.
    walls

    everyone goes through a period of passionately disliking the opposite sex, live and let live.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Originally posted by Walls
    You seem to be complaining that you aren't sexually attractive.

    Oh now don't be mean.
    Were you dumped by a good looking man once?
    Please don't take it out on 'all' good looking men... some of us, just value our space... you know?
    So women aren't sexually available enough, that makes them bad?

    Who said that? I said, I resent having to go to the pub, in order to get with a chick... if you read what I said.

    I also resent the reality of life that a car helps get you laid. And for the chicks who don't go far cars, a big blue motorcycle (tm) or drug connections gets you laid.

    Then men have to sit through this ridculous bout of women complaining about being mistreated and never getting good sex.

    And yes... I give better head then you.
    That makes us smart, idiot, and that won't change just because you whine about us.

    True, *blink*... obviously you're so.... umm attractive, as the above shows.... I'm only ... dying to take you out on a date...
    No really.

    Any man would be mad, to say that... anything about your personality or demanour, is offputting in the least.

    You clearly show, how men, are unreasonable and misinterpret simple logic, with "boiler-bunny man hating prudes".

    Silly me.
    I suggest you become that biker outlaw and sail off into the sunset.

    Funny you should mention that... my large blue motorcycle... is most certainly bigger then yours


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    "He sure got a purty mouth"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,030 ✭✭✭smiaras


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Walls


    Oh now don't be mean.
    Were you dumped by a good looking man once?
    Please don't take it out on 'all' good looking men... some of us, just value our space... you know?

    A crushing response. Have you studied Rhetoric?
    I said, I resent having to go to the pub, in order to get with a chick... if you read what I said.
    Then try somewhere other than the pub.
    I also resent the reality of life that a car helps get you laid. And for the chicks who don't go far cars, a big blue motorcycle (tm) or drug connections gets you laid.
    It helps but only for those who need it. Hang on, drug connections? Where on earth are you visiting?
    Then men have to sit through this ridculous bout of women complaining about being mistreated and never getting good sex.
    Women have to listen to men going on about never getting sex for free and how women like being mistreated.
    And yes... I give better head then you.
    I’m going to let that one stay in the realm of theoretical statements and avoid mentioning empirical proof.
    True, *blink*... obviously you're so.... umm attractive, as the above shows.... I'm only ... dying to take you out on a date...No really.
    Your approval/attraction is not sought. Promise.
    Any man would be mad, to say that... anything about your personality or demanour, is offputting in the least.
    See above.
    You clearly show, how men, are unreasonable and misinterpret simple logic, with "boiler-bunny man hating prudes".
    Aw, did I hurt your feelings?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    then dont go to the pub to meet women,
    join a gym, a book club, go to museums, or art galleries. OR a dining club for singles
    ffs.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 1,735 Mod ✭✭✭✭star gazer


    You just don’t get interesting perverts anymore…once you’ve seen one salivating madman, you’ve seen them all.
    Walls

    Don't write off all men :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Walls


    Lol, I haven't, there are some really wonderful ones still out there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 907 ✭✭✭tibor


    It's been posted before, and I'm gonna post it again...

    http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

    do continue, though; best thread i've read in ages.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭IgnatiusJRiley


    Originally posted by b3t4

    Nobody *has* to do anything they don't want to do.

    That's the most annoying argument anyone can make.

    "If you don't like smoke, don't go to the pub"
    "If you don't like Coronation Street just don't watch tv"

    etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Originally posted by Walls
    Hang on, drug connections? Where on earth are you visiting?

    Chicks get turned on by coke connections...
    What can I say.
    Women have to listen to men going on about never getting sex for free and how women like being mistreated.

    Oh... I don't mind mistreating women in the least.
    However, paying for the priveledge is completely out of the question.
    Aw, did I hurt your feelings?

    Nope... I hunt trolls for sport.


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