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reminds me of american pie

  • 23-10-2003 09:45AM
    #1
    angelofdeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭


    #152737 +(638)- [X]

    <J-dogg> Your pretty funny
    <DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx
    <J-dogg> Wanna cyber?
    <DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
    <DirtyKate> Who are you?
    <J-dogg> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
    <J-dogg> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
    <DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    <J-dogg> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
    <DirtyKate> Haha! OK
    <DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
    <J-dogg> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    <DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
    <J-dogg> Is this a delivery?
    <DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
    <DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
    <J-dogg> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

    <DirtyKate> Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
    <J-dogg> You can't hurry good pizza.
    <J-dogg> I'm on my way now though

    <DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
    <J-dogg> How did you know?
    <J-dogg> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
    <J-dogg> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
    <DirtyKate> Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
    <J-dogg> So you're still in the bathroom?
    <DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    <J-dogg> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    <DirtyKate> wtf?
    <DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shiat
    <DirtyKate> Fuk


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