funny D: Enjoy

Zer0^

this might have been posted but what the hey

http://www.bash.org/?latest

Enjoy!

JohnK

lol
I had a good laugh at some of those

Jabbathegut

HaHa!

vg:D

tman

SkibblesMcCheese: In which case, I would build a campfire and roast some of those marshmallows
SkibblesMcCheese: It would get pretty chilly with that freezer open
Girl: shaddup!!
Girl: i wanted u to like, come up behind me and grab my hips and just pull me back into u with ur dick hardening against me... but hell, if you wanna make ****ing marshmallows... i suppose i can settle for that
SkibblesMcCheese: I really like marshmallows

lmao:D
some fairly pathetic ones in there too tho

Mossy Monk

that is brilliant

<ChrisV82> If you're hiking and you get lost, can't you just eat your own semen for a week?
<ChrisV82> I mean, it has no nutritional value, but at least you'll be masturbating

funny stuff

hedgetrimmer

Brilliant stuff, I especially liked the proffered solution to end world hunger

ROFL

i think http://bash.org/?top is lots better...

hedgetrimmer

Hm...syrinx..not a fan of RUSH, by any chance?

shurl

<rdragon> command.com was the filename of the shell in dos
<ih8uungr8> oh i see its on the internet
<@PMP&gt; What does the internet have to do with any of this?
<ih8uungr8> for www.command.com
<rdragon> *slaps his forehead*
<@PMP&gt; Oh god
<ih8uungr8> how do you type
<ih8uungr8> i tried making it fullscreen but that doesnt work

LMAO.


I've had someone that actually thought this. back in me days of hell (phone support)

Winters

Yes, Bash. A palce where stupidity is shown

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ****ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our ****ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! **** **** ****
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

superfly

<Poo> norp I will scan you now
<norp> poo so what ports do i have open?
<Poo> I am not looking at ports I am looking at services
<lukeiyo-e> i've run a scan on both of you... i'm not detecting girlfriends

Kold

<Weiki> sex is icky
<Weiki> when you have it all too much.
<Weiki> You'll get to the point where youll actually want a pizza over sex, at least for me anyways.
<BrianJohnson> I bet people in Ethiopa want pizza over sex
<BrianJohnson> They must have sex an awful lot
<Lanus> Let them suck you off, and solve two problems at once!
<Novasol> That's quite possibly the most disturbing solution for ending world hunger I've heard yet.

OH BY FAR THE DADDY

Zer0^

<ChrisV82> If you're hiking and you get lost, can't you just eat your own semen for a week?
<ChrisV82> I mean, it has no nutritional value, but at least you'll be masturbating

the best so far anyway

hedgetrimmer...no idea what you mean

hedgetrimmer

Band called Rush
Song called Temple of Syrinx on their best known (arguably) album called 2112.

Ony reference I had seen to Syrinx to date is the Rush one.

Cake Fiend

<Lem> so my question is this
<Lem> Agent Smith can replicate himself.. but, why would there be a fork(), if there is no spoon()?

Best evarr (one for the nerds)

oeNeo

Originally posted by Winters
Yes, Bash. A palce where stupidity is shown

Oh the ironing

BigEejit

The funniest I thought was:

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances \-<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

or

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

and

* Gand -> rape a prostitute
<gurov-cali> shoplifting !

and

<Warped> anyone know a _good_weap for a monk? the kama doesn't seem that good...
<Spiffeh> fists
<Spiffeh> gah now monks remind me of lesbians

Winters

My thought exactly Neo-, but i hate t say it was actucully a typo i made ....

[03:25:01] <@holden&gt; damnit i **** myself
[04:04:39] <@holden&gt; god that took forever to clean up
[04:05:08] <@holden&gt; seriously.. ****ting yourself at 4 am is gay
[04:05:20] <@holden&gt; i was sitting here minding my own business
[04:05:24] <@holden&gt; and blam!
[04:05:28] <@holden&gt; all this **** comes out..
[04:05:31] <@holden&gt; i was like.. WTF
[04:05:49] <@holden&gt; and its all liquidy and running around my junk
[04:06:01] <@holden&gt; and i'm sitting here like.. well ****
[04:06:34] <@holden&gt; so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore
[04:06:40] <@holden&gt; jakdflakjsdf
[04:06:52] <@holden&gt; i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else
[04:07:54] <@holden&gt; i think it was the pizza i ate last night

milltown

Some real laugh out loud quotes there:

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

And so on.

Zer0^

rofl ,
like the girl once
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?

:rolleyes: