about right

greg_f

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting
next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be
a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her
up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly
and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself,"
oh sh*t, she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same
confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off
the list. Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love
to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you
want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "ahhh,
RyanAir"


:ninja:

Tyrrial

funny cos it's true.....
brilliant

LOL! at ryanair:D
Meanwhile...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown


Spell check this and you will see, there are indeed no spelling mistakes !

waffles

wow

ai ing

I was so bored I Actually checked this and your wrong mine threw up a mistake -chequer
so ha

tman

Originally posted by ai ing
I was so bored I Actually checked this and your wrong mine threw up a mistake -chequer
so ha

you must be using a us dictionary.

class joke anyway, soooo true (apart from the good looking ryanair flight attendant bit...)

KilOit

AHH LOVE IT