Pooper scooper shame on DL Pier

Billy Turdhed

I was taking out my faithfull hound last Sun on DL Pier...In my hand a PS(Pooper Scooper) and a DSPB(Dunnes Stores Plastic Bag)...I felt good and was enjoying the sea air when I noticed a woman walking a brown dog ahead of me.. No prob. so far...About halfway down the dog started dragging a bit and "trying to assume the position"... as dogs do... Anyway the woman stopped ..looked into the middle distance while "Towser" tonked a substantial one onto the concrete .Still no prob..However when T was finished she proceeded at a brisk pace..I thought this was not on... "Excuse me madam" are you not going to clean up after your dog? What do you mean ?..says she... "Well " I said your dog is after backing out a big un on the Pier ..are you going to clean it up? ..I pay my taxes she said..There are people paid to do that...Thats a poor attitude I said..Well poor or not she said ... I pay my taxes to have people clean the Pier so I have no responsibility
To put it mildly I was dumbfounded that a person could have such an attitude...but then I remembered our elected reps Mr Higgins and Ms Daly and ceased to wonder
:eek:

Typedef

Is this muppet week or something?

Victor

This is where you push the bitch into the harbour. Or collect said deposit and return it.

Billy Turdhed

Correct and right Mr.V

Thank you for asking

Yoda