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Anyone had yellow ejacilation before? (sorry for vulgarity)

  • 18-10-2003 7:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Anyone know wat it is? its been yellow for a few days now and one my balls is sore,anyone ever had the same problem???my sex life isnt affected...

    Thanks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Moron. Go see a doctor, if you're not taking the piss on here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭Beëlzebooze


    sounds like yer squirting puss..

    where is that bloody " go see the quack" card when you need it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Are you sure you're ejaculating and not pissing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,682 ✭✭✭chernobyl


    Just drink lots of water to clean out your pipes.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Its deffo testosrone cancer, a friend of mine had it, check you testies for lumps aswell, that is about the only help that you can do yourself without getting treatment!


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    someone post the "go see a doctor" card
    I'm too drunk to find it
    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭Beëlzebooze


    someone post the "go see a doctor" card
    I'm too drunk to find it

    'tis is a bloody disgrace, mods drunk whilst on duty, this place is going to pot....


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by Beëlzebooze
    'tis is a bloody disgrace, mods drunk whilst on duty, this place is going to pot....

    I can still lock a thread buddy :p

    and the man needs to go see a doctor, even a drunk person can see that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Billy Turdhed


    I had it once after a feed of turnips and fried onions...
    shud clear in about a week ..if not see a doctor


    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    sounds to me like you've got a case of gonorrhea.


    http://www.google.ie/search?q=gonorrhea&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭DapperGent


    I usually go to a medical professional with my medical complaints.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭Beëlzebooze


    needhelp, if you haven't gotten the message by now, you had better change your nick to 'beyondhelp', in more ways than one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Sounds very much like NSU, Non-specific urithritis, very common STD infection. See your GP for special prescription, will not clear up on its own!.

    Its no big deal.

    P.;) :ninja:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Sounds very much like NSU, Non-specific urithritis, very common STD infection. See your GP for special prescription, will not clear up on its own!.
    sounds to me like you've got a case of gonorrhea.
    Its deffo testosrone cancer, a friend of mine had it, check you testies for lumps aswell, that is about the only help that you can do yourself without getting treatment!
    take your pick from any of the above...
    or go see a ****ing doctor you twit:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Originally posted by Paddy20
    Sounds very much like NSU, Non-specific urithritis, very common STD infection. See your GP for special prescription, will not clear up on its own!.

    Its no big deal.


    Yes but finding out when you got that STD you also became
    HIV postive is A BIG DEAL.
    getting told sorry your positive with maybe 14 years left to live (if not less) and that you will be on meds until the end and the last 6 years you will be very very very Sick is A BIG DEAL.

    Go the Doc or the clinic STD tests - Free STD tests are available from the clinic at St James's Hospital, tel: 014162315/01-4162316 for more information.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    Sounds like Scrot Rot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    gotodoctor.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Thaed,

    I was trying in my own way to encourage the poster to go to their GP. Which iimho, is the best thing to do.

    NOT!, Frighten the bloody LIFE out of them!. You are being over-reactive, and you sound like a right prig.

    Which imho, is certainly not the way to go, and that St James Hospital information, while it is useful to Dubliners!, its no bloody good to someone in Donegal is it ?..

    Why do a lot of Boards members, seem to think that everyone lives in Dublin, for heavens sake. Thankfully, Ireland has many more attractive and healthier places to live, with all due respect to Dubliners themselves whom I personally like. Its the City pollution, noise, crowding etc that I am referring to.

    P.:ninja:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    The ejaculate can vary in colour depending on lots of factors. Its normal. It can go from watery colour to milky white to yellow.

    Your ball(s) maybe sore from mastubating too much.

    If you are worried do see a doctor but don't listen to the dipstick here whos solution to everything is see a doctor.

    All these idiot medical experts and fear-mongers should be deleted from this thread. This is a really badly moderated thread imho.

    Talk about frightening someone to death.

    http://www.nehb.ie/youthhealthne/sex%20health%20how%20boys%20work1.htm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    this thread makes me feel sick


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Sorry, but I just want to add something, two things.

    *We are not a medical board, if anyone has a physical problem that could be in any way problematic to their future physical being - we are not here to let the community give their snake-oil cure-alls. Due to the unmedicalityness of this forum we have to urge posters to go to a doctor if there is any slight possibility of the poster having a real problem.

    *Semen can also vary to a dark brownish colour.


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