Have you slept with a MILF before?

Ronaldo7

Well have you? :horned:

If so, what age was she, wat age were you and how good was she?

LOL i feel like a tool for starting a thread like this but it should be entertaining...:rolleyes:

tman

lol, a friend of mine only ever goes for "mature ladies"

would love to myself, one of my life ambitions for before i hit 23 methinks...

Ste-

I currently do, there's 17 years between us

Ronaldo7

Ye but is she hanging or is she hot?

Tha Gopher

Im not 100% whether this will be locked or not. You did say pointless POLLS Monty.........

Anyway,no,I havent,but I feckin will soon:D. The only thing tough about it is actually getting the chance. Sure,you see drunken slappers of 40 hanging round clubs on occasion,but the task of managing to escort her to the bogs for a bit of hows your father without your friends noticing could be complicated. Not that they wouldnt do it themselves,its just that jealously would probably make them go on about it. And theres certain people you dont want knowing.
Give or take a few years 45 would be close to my limit I would think.I certainly cannot imagine doing a woman anywhere into her 50s,though I might be proved wrong in an extreme case. TBH in that case id prefer not to know her true age,prefering to think she was somewhere in the late 40s lol.
Of the teachers I had thered be somewhere around 8-10 that I would,and most of these would be over the mid 30 barrier.oldest of them would probably be late 40s AFAIK. I still most definitely would as Ali G said:D

Swifty

Mam's are kinky

Ronaldo7

ye but this is not a poll you silly twat!

Dont lock it...its fun!

Ok so would 40 be too old for a 20 year old in your opinion, if shes hot and tasty that is...

parasite

Originally posted by Tha Gopher
Sure,you see drunken slappers of 40 hanging round clubs on occasion...

nahhh, slappers don't count, it has to be an upper-class lady who's a total filthbag in bed :eek:

TomTom

ain't done it, none of my mates moms really do it for me.

Giblet

Yer one from Sex and the City, the brown haired one, is like 40.

Mossy Monk

Heather Locklear :eek:
YOWZA

but then mothers come in all ages and sizes now

Turner

Just go to bo-jangles on harcourt st, full of milfs crying out for younger fellas... ehh i've heard

Ronaldo7

harcourt st

Says it all...hookers or filthy tramps dont count either...they have to be hot upper class moms like Stiflers mom from American pie...

Tha Gopher

Originally posted by parasite
nahhh, slappers don't count, it has to be an upper-class lady who's a total filthbag in bed :eek:

Aye parasite ideally thats the type you want. Alot of the techers probably fell into that category.
But your probably more likely to get the ride of some busty tart with a low cut top and more gold on her neck than Mr T,rather than with some pure milf whos married and thinks better of herself than to shag any randy young lad.

Mind you a number of what you call upper class are right sluts as well,but probably a smaller proportion.

Jaysus,this has really made me more determined to pull a milf in the coming weeks.:)

JessieG

ahh harcourt st:
had to walk up that str EVERY day .....my friends the legends are TRUE .

superfly

went out with a 19 yr old mother when i was about 22, does that count?

Big Chief

35 year old while i was 20, although she wasnt a mother, does that count?

funnily enough i met her at one of the boards drinks things

rymus

38 when 21

woosaysdan

havn't yet but it's on my to-do list

ToxicPaddy

Was propositioned one night in a pub in Dublin by an older lady..
Id say she was in her early 40's, not bad looking either and invited me back to her place...

The reason being, her kids were away on some school trip and her hubby was away on a business trip..

went to the bar in the middle of our conversation for a top up, scored with a 22 year old and that was the end of that

the Guru

last night and she was great bit of a nightmare having the kids running sround though

Clark Stiffy

pulled a 36 yr old mother when i was 26, great night, was quite pissed so kept going for ages. took a nice shower and then back at it again..... still the source of great pleasure if need be.

called in to her house one night before an exam, her 16 yr old son was there so we did it in the kitchen while he studied/slept upstairs.

she's 39 now, might try and get together when she turns 40!

daveg

Originally posted by Clark Stiffy
called in to her house one night before an exam, her 16 yr old son was there so we did it in the kitchen while he studied/slept upstairs.

There are so many things wrong with that. Cringe...

shinobi

Does Sarah Louise Platt off corrie count????:D