KIDS TODAY INCREASINGLY STUPID AND LAZY

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Lenny

I passed my fitness test in school today
ran 4,000 metres
then 35 puch up
45 sit ups

and I am proud

SantaHoe

I think I'd die if I ran 4km (or are there 1,024 meters in a kilometre now?)
weh

Cake Fiend

i sweat walking up stairs these days...

MiCr0

/me slaps dead with a giant ruler
lol@him btw

Paladin

hehe
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Lenny

LOL Sico
now thats lazy

DaBounca

heres a fitness test for ya:
5 mile run in pitch black darkness in the rain on mountainous terrain with 40 minutes to do it!

Lump

And Why do it, Ya muppet, you want a medal??

I do about 1.5 Hours running, then play a 30 Minute pugby match during practice for rugby, thats enuf Fitness for a fat lad like me, oh plus I cycle to and from school every day, I think thats enuf, Shag a 5 Mile run

John

Baz_

Try as fast a run as you can muster down the longest road in ballyfermot with a gang of lads swinging chains and wielding bottles, now thats fitness... no no its fear sorry.

Well that was a while ago, and I'm now very fat indeed.

plastic membrane

Kids have alwayd been stupid and lazy. I know i was...

Still am, dammit..

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Im going to the bear fights tomorrow, want to come with ??

Take it

Try running for the number 3 buss down O Connell st. ffs

walt

I SPRINT 2 miles a day, and skip for about 10 minutes. I do then 200 pushups on my knuckles, 50-100 situps depending on my mood. I do about 30 minutes stretching and 1-2 hours of hitting a punch bag and working on a speed bag.

SantaHoe

Yep, then you log off and go to bed.

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walt

you suck, geek

SantaHoe

Ah go back to your skipping little girl, I'm only messing with ya.

Canaboid

Mmm, speed bag.

Lenny

lol Baz_

Shiminay

Gah - a fat bastid like me is never fit. I was semi-fit once, but that was after 2 years of Karate training 3 times a week. I was all bendy and stuff (was even able to do the splits)!

But alas, it all came to an end after I got my green belt and my doctor said no more cause I'd done a really bad injury to my left knee. It hurt. A lot.

I must start again. There's a club near me. I'll tell ya something - it's a great way to get fit is Karate (or indeed any martial art I'd imagine). Plus, it's kinda handy if someone tries to start with ya - you punch him once and he doesn't get up

As for the smart bit? Well, I'm mad brainy me

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All the best,

walt

No one would start on you cos you'd do that headbanging thing you do and smack em a headbutt, Dav.

elexes

ok lets c u can do all that but in the end of the day how will that help you when koopa is chaising you down with the railgun and you have no ammo well ?? on the other hand if i tried to run one day id prob trip over or somthing its been a long time and i have to say it was all because of martial arts

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what type of world will we live in when there is no world ?

Shiminay

true words Davey

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All the best,

darthmise

Christ! My fitness has gotten to the stage that if i eat a curry too fast i break into a sweat!!