The Lone Ranger

The Bum · 03-10-2003 12:03pm #1

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he
glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of
nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat
right beside
his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip
or vacation?"

"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.

Whoa, he thinks !!!---Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever
seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's
your role at this convention?"

"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of
the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Irish
descent!!

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes.
"I'm sorry," She says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you,
I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Murphy"